2634: Pun Intended

Andrea_Allan · 05-19-2017, 01:00 AM

with Joe Berkowitz – Accidentally sending an email about someone to them; Away with Words; sologomy; writers’ depression; cancelling White House press briefings; latest on the homeless internet café stabber; cops can’t break up your parties; the New York Post’s puns explained; comedian sues Conan O’Brien for joke thievery

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Joe Berkowitz

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Oliviafs · 05-19-2017, 02:27 AM

Isn't being alive a commitment to yourself that you can never divorce which is already annually celebrated? I just don't understand?

Keith · 05-19-2017, 02:39 AM

When you marry yourself you're implying that you won't kill yourself while you're still alive, so that's a beautiful thing.

Oliviafs · 05-19-2017, 02:41 AM

Can I just say after having a few dialogues with Keith today I legitimately feel like I've met an idol. I'm so excited. HI KEITH AND CHEMDA!! This is a really exciting day for me!!! Xxxooo love you guys!!!

Archimedes_Screw · 05-19-2017, 09:11 AM

I think back to all of the premarital sex I had #noregrets. Actually one regret. Totally misspelled the title lol god damn it.

Sparrow · 05-19-2017, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Oliviafs

Can I just say after having a few dialogues with Keith today I legitimately feel like I've met an idol. I'm so excited. HI KEITH AND CHEMDA!! This is a really exciting day for me!!! Xxxooo love you guys!!!

so, we're all gonna be hanging out in /chat tonight at 7 PM EST with them. i expect you to be there. it'll be a hoot. bring your sunglasses.

Scorpion · 05-19-2017, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

When you marry yourself you're implying that you won't kill yourself while you're still alive, so that's a beautiful thing.

'...until death do us part'. So, if she has an out of body experience has she broken a vow?

Did she use the old honor and cherish vow? If so it really does seem like she is over committing to narcissistic behavior that would make Trump take a second look.

Does this count as a same sex marriage?

Does she have two wedding rings, one for the bride and one for her other self?

Would it be funny if it turns out she is bipolar?

memecherry · 05-19-2017, 01:48 PM

Am I the only one that felt like Joe Berkowitz is Billy Procida's long lost fraternal twin?

While watching the show live I thought he looked like him & listening to the podcast this morning I thought he sounded like him (except for a teeny tiny lisp)

Billy has a twin!!

jcro21 · 05-19-2017, 11:22 PM

need a *groan* option in the poll

Keith · 05-20-2017, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jcro21

need a *groan* option in the poll

Do you enjoy groaning?

View Poll Results: Do you enjoy puns?
Yes	41	89.13%
No	5	10.87%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

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Oliviafs Junior Member Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 5	#starstruck Can I just say after having a few dialogues with Keith today I legitimately feel like I've met an idol. I'm so excited. HI KEITH AND CHEMDA!! This is a really exciting day for me!!! Xxxooo love you guys!!! Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 3 others like this.
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Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	Solygamy I think back to all of the premarital sex I had #noregrets. Actually one regret. Totally misspelled the title lol god damn it. The Girl likes this. Last edited by Archimedes_Screw; 05-19-2017 at 02:58 PM.
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memecherry Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,027	Am I the only one that felt like Joe Berkowitz is Billy Procida's long lost fraternal twin? While watching the show live I thought he looked like him & listening to the podcast this morning I thought he sounded like him (except for a teeny tiny lisp) Billy has a twin!! The Girl likes this.
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