2751: Let It Go

Michael's Servant · 11-07-2017, 11:59 PM

with Keith Lowell Jensen – Atheists giving up; kids believing they’re cats; P. Diddy vs. Brother Love; cryptic family emails; Texas’s largest mass shooting; doctors vs. patients; no age limit for hunting; the merits of NYC; the Pope falls asleep during prayers

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Scorpion · 11-08-2017, 07:55 AM

I can fall asleep anywhere and just about any time. Thank the Lord I can fall asleep during prayer now, this might save me from Hell. No wait... I don't believe in God I guess this doesn't help. On the other hand it helps make flying tolerable if you can fall asleep before take off.

Have you ever been to a Catholic service, a lot people are falling asleep. How long can you hold your head down with your eyes closed while some old man drones on and on, the problem comes when you snore.

Snore once at church and all of a sudden your girlfriend doesn't want to take you to church anymore.

Good thing airlines don't care, and I don't care if the other passengers do so it works out.

Sparrow · 11-08-2017, 11:27 AM

my mom is waiting out my atheism; she thinks it's a phase. she visibly bristles when i play with religion artistically of which i do a fair bit. have no plans to formally remove my letter from the church i grew up in b/c i like for that little connection to my home, family, culture, and memories to exist.

Enunciated Piffle · 11-08-2017, 01:44 PM

Keith understands words are meaningless. Anything is everything. P Diddy is a handsome Jewish man in Nashville. Up is down...

Cats are geckos.

memecherry · 11-08-2017, 03:39 PM

This is a popular name!

Bruce 'Brother Love' Prichard Sends Warning To Diddy, Wants Him In The Ring

memecherry · 11-08-2017, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by memecherry

This is a popular name!

Bruce 'Brother Love' Prichard Sends Warning To Diddy, Wants Him In The Ring

I say we get a 3 way wrestling match!

memecherry · 11-08-2017, 04:03 PM

I kinda love Keith's aggressive sponsor pitches

"This is amazing! Doooo it!! I do this fooooor youuuuuu!!! Get the damn sheeeeets!!!!!"

memecherry · 11-08-2017, 04:08 PM

Aurora: AR-15
Orlando: AR-15
Las Vegas: AR-15
Sandy Hook: AR-15
Umpqua CC: AR-15
San Bernardino: AR-15
Sutherland Springs: AR-15

Lanfear · 11-08-2017, 04:21 PM

Yes there have been days with several mass shootings a day. Couldn't find a graph for 2017, but here is 2015

Or look at this depressing scroll-down for current data
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...s-gun-violence

Sparrow · 11-08-2017, 06:47 PM

so, there are actual, fairly frequent, family events featuring gun raffles and giveaways down here.

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Scorpion Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Detroit area - Michigan Posts: 702	I can fall asleep anywhere and just about any time. Thank the Lord I can fall asleep during prayer now, this might save me from Hell. No wait... I don't believe in God I guess this doesn't help. On the other hand it helps make flying tolerable if you can fall asleep before take off. Have you ever been to a Catholic service, a lot people are falling asleep. How long can you hold your head down with your eyes closed while some old man drones on and on, the problem comes when you snore. Snore once at church and all of a sudden your girlfriend doesn't want to take you to church anymore. Good thing airlines don't care, and I don't care if the other passengers do so it works out. Apia likes this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	my mom is waiting out my atheism; she thinks it's a phase. she visibly bristles when i play with religion artistically of which i do a fair bit. have no plans to formally remove my letter from the church i grew up in b/c i like for that little connection to my home, family, culture, and memories to exist. jcro21, memecherry, Enunciated Piffle and 1 others like this.
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memecherry Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,027	This is a popular name! Bruce 'Brother Love' Prichard Sends Warning To Diddy, Wants Him In The Ring Archimedes_Screw likes this.
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memecherry Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,027	I kinda love Keith's aggressive sponsor pitches "This is amazing! Doooo it!! I do this fooooor youuuuuu!!! Get the damn sheeeeets!!!!!" Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 1 others like this.
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memecherry Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,027	Aurora: AR-15 Orlando: AR-15 Las Vegas: AR-15 Sandy Hook: AR-15 Umpqua CC: AR-15 San Bernardino: AR-15 Sutherland Springs: AR-15 Keith and Scorpion like this.
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11-08-2017, 04:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	Yes there have been days with several mass shootings a day. Couldn't find a graph for 2017, but here is 2015 Or look at this depressing scroll-down for current data https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...s-gun-violence
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11-08-2017, 06:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	so, there are actual, fairly frequent, family events featuring gun raffles and giveaways down here. memecherry likes this.
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