2843: Dating for Dummies w/ Melody Kamali and Deno DeMartino

[Keith]

Stand-Up-Athon results; Keith’s David Bowie exhibit date; studies show that beautiful people believe life is fair and just, and longer penises can deliver more vaginal orgasms than shorter penises; Keith reviews The Quiet Place and Blockers; Tony Robbins says the #MeToo movement is women’s excuse for not dealing with their own failures

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[Bucho]

I would subscribe immediately to a show where Keith tears A4 sheets of notes in a dismissive and/or exasperated manner.

[Beth Yaz-Pistachio]

I think it is more helpful if you yell "BOOM! DONE!" after every thing you, um, "accomplish" on the date. Yell it to your date, so they know how it's going.

Also, reiterating my love of tearing up the notes. Yay! (Although, I suppose it has to be for a legit reason. You can't just start tearing paper at random, of course. Or can you? Hm.)

[Sparrow]

i'm all about the small of the back touch; heightens all your senses and gives you little electric pops and prickles. #drip way to go, Keet!

fish out of water type stories are my absolute favorite movie stories to watch. Overboard has been top 5 since forever ago and it is insanely fucked up. Goldie Hawn is continually victimized throughout. her husband abandons her and then lies to her family about it. there's no indication he was ever going to let them know where she was. she gets kidnapped, placed into coerced servitude, given false memories, and made her captor's wife. then her therapist post-rescue doesn't catch she may have a little Stockholm Syndrome happening and just lets her JUMP OFF A YACHT BACK TO HER KIDNAPPER. good times.

[Enunciated Piffle]

I was concerned Keith was moving too fast. But then that janitor popped up with the mop. Then I knew. Keith’s intuition is spot on. The whoppers were genius. Ya gotta do your FB recon.

A lot has happened to Keith. He’s got a lot to talk about. Looking forward to hearing next album.

[lizsquiz]

Originally Posted by Apia

The last Keith Standup show in New York?

Yeah, what gives? It's too late to get over there for it now!

[Lanfear]

I am pretty sure a YouTube clip featuring Chemda showing off her AB porn voice titled 'I have 10 penises right here' would get huge views.

Clickbait titles is totally the way to go with youtube

[Keith]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Yeah, what gives? It's too late to get over there for it now!

Venues are always more work than they need to be in NYC, and so we decided Why aren't we just doing it in other cities as well?

[Rufio]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Yeah, what gives? It's too late to get over there for it now!

are they moving to LA?

[lizsquiz]

Originally Posted by Keith

Venues are always more work than they need to be in NYC, and so we decided Why aren't we just doing it in other cities as well?

Alright. I suppose I'll allow it. Carry on then!