3024: For the Birds w/ Joe Pontillo

Michael's Servant · 02-12-2019, 10:00 PM

Your parents on social media; Dave Assman not allowed his name on his license plate; Joe owns 7 birds; Justin Bieber's celibacy and marriage to Hailey Baldwin; best man speeches

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Joe Pontillo

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Bucho · 02-13-2019, 02:46 AM

Why so dang short?!?

I mean, a sub-40 was forgivable back when you guys had do save time for my beloved Silent Trailers, but since that's on hiatus, what's the excuse, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

In other feedback, the "My Parents Want Me To Have a Kid and the Kid Murder Me" section was magnificent.

Bucho · 02-13-2019, 02:55 AM

Wait ... you guys followed up this 36 minute show with a 2 HOUR SHOW with Ashley Brooke Roberts' fella that's only on YouTube?

Archimedes_Screw · 02-13-2019, 07:10 AM

Firmer softer firmer softer firmer softer firmer softer!

invader · 02-13-2019, 10:00 AM

I use to worked at a pet store and met a woman who had a parrot who would hurl racial slurs at her husband. She wanted to know if there was a way to make birds forget words. She also claimed she had no idea where the bird learned that word.

A few weeks later a man came in angrily buying a ton of bird food. Slamming it down on the counter. I ask if, "everything is okay?" He answers, "all this fucking money I spend on this damn bird. Do you know what it calls me!?"

Laughed till there were tears in my eyes.

Brittany · 02-13-2019, 10:21 AM

Chemda was going in on him about his birds! She seemed so confused as to why anyone would have a pet bird. I laughed so hard!!

SpareBen · 02-13-2019, 11:34 AM

Quick reminder that the Bieber podcast hosted by Rosebud Baker & Corinne Fisher is very entertaining even if you're only vaguely interested in the Biebs. Petey Deabreu was a recent guest.

Keith · 02-13-2019, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brittany

Chemda was going in on him about his birds! She seemed so confused as to why anyone would have a pet bird. I laughed so hard!!

You own 7 pet birds?

Archimedes_Screw · 02-13-2019, 11:41 AM

My grandma had an African gray parrot that’d always call me a dick. He flew a little too close to the Great Dane. That dog ate him so damn fast lol

Svage · 02-13-2019, 09:45 PM

7 birds is excessive. I have one. And two cats. Am I excessive?

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	3024: For the Birds w/ Joe Pontillo Your parents on social media; Dave Assman not allowed his name on his license plate; Joe owns 7 birds; Justin Bieber's celibacy and marriage to Hailey Baldwin; best man speeches Guest: Joe Pontillo Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed Keith, The Girl, Archimedes_Screw and 1 others like this.
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	Why so dang short?!? I mean, a sub-40 was forgivable back when you guys had do save time for my beloved Silent Trailers, but since that's on hiatus, what's the excuse, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? In other feedback, the "My Parents Want Me To Have a Kid and the Kid Murder Me" section was magnificent. porky2468 and Apia like this.
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invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	I use to worked at a pet store and met a woman who had a parrot who would hurl racial slurs at her husband. She wanted to know if there was a way to make birds forget words. She also claimed she had no idea where the bird learned that word. A few weeks later a man came in angrily buying a ton of bird food. Slamming it down on the counter. I ask if, "everything is okay?" He answers, "all this fucking money I spend on this damn bird. Do you know what it calls me!?" Laughed till there were tears in my eyes. Bucho, punk'n, porky2468 and 1 others like this.
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Brittany Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 9	The Birds Chemda was going in on him about his birds! She seemed so confused as to why anyone would have a pet bird. I laughed so hard!! The Girl, porky2468, Apia and 3 others like this.
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Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	My grandma had an African gray parrot that’d always call me a dick. He flew a little too close to the Great Dane. That dog ate him so damn fast lol Keith, The Girl, porky2468 and 1 others like this.
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Svage Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Palm Springs, Ca Posts: 530	7 birds is excessive. I have one. And two cats. Am I excessive?
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