3331: Respect the Curtain w/ Billy Procida

Andrea_Allan · 10-14-2020, 05:47 PM

Televised war crimes; Billy’s polyamorous shake-up; guns, glory holes, and OnlyFans; attention being more important than embarrassment; the coronavirus can be contracted twice and Johnson & Johnson has suspended their vaccine trials; woman sues Brad Pitt for scamming $40,000 from her

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Archimedes_Screw · 10-14-2020, 06:12 PM

If anyone is planning on getting a firearm I implore you to get range time in. Know how to quickly clear a jammed round and know how to maintain sight picture. Trigger discipline is probably the most important thing to learn.

This year has triggered my prepper instincts something fierce. It’s everything in me to not go crazy preparing for every conceivable scenario.

I love Billy episodes so much.

FingerLakes · 10-14-2020, 10:23 PM

turned it off at the "I don't WANT to own a gun BUT I HAVE TO GET IT" section.
Let him get the gun to fucking shoot me in the face

Jay86 · 10-14-2020, 10:43 PM

I'm still working on my KAGT backlog but any Billy episode has to go to the front of the queue, and boy, this doesn't disappoint! Billy always gets the best out of Chemda!
Billy: I like icecream.
Chemda: What does that even mean? What icecream? Do you even know how many flavours there are, you piece of shit?

He wants a gun....good lord...

Rune · 10-14-2020, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jay86

I'm still working on my KAGT backlog but any Billy episode has to go to the front of the queue, and boy, this doesn't disappoint! Billy always gets the best out of Chemda!
Billy: I like icecream.
Chemda: What does that even mean? What icecream? Do you even know how many flavours there are, you piece of shit?

He wants a gun....good lord...

Lol you & I both...today’s actually my 1 yr KATGversary! I’ve never seen anyone rile Chemda up quite like Billy, except maybe that one obnoxious dude who’s name escapes my memory.

Rune · 10-14-2020, 11:14 PM

Dude really managed to set up an anonymous gloryhole arrangement in the midst of a pandemic. What I wanna know is, who are these people sucking stray dick. Are they getting paid? I coulda asked 10 more followups, at least, on top of Chemda’s. I’m actually amazed. Never a dull moment when Billy’s on.

Keith · 10-14-2020, 11:23 PM

Don’t fuck-shame.

It’s called Scary As Shit Play.

Rune · 10-14-2020, 11:47 PM

Seeing the picture of the curtain in question killed me. I encourage everyone to go look at it. Scary as shit play, indeed.

I’m putting more thought into it, and maybe if you’re doing sex work, this is actually a cut and dry gig? You don’t have to see or talk to the perfect stranger on the other side, nor do they see you. All you see is a perfectly anonymous dick. But the balls you gotta have to show up...I guess that applies every time.

Keith · 10-15-2020, 02:02 AM

Did someone say Boogaloo?

You know how we do this shit.

Apia resurrected · 10-15-2020, 02:36 AM

I’ve seen the picture of the curtain and yes, I’m married.
But if this is what you have to do to find love today, maybe love can go and eat a dick.
Oh I see. The irony.

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Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	If anyone is planning on getting a firearm I implore you to get range time in. Know how to quickly clear a jammed round and know how to maintain sight picture. Trigger discipline is probably the most important thing to learn. This year has triggered my prepper instincts something fierce. It’s everything in me to not go crazy preparing for every conceivable scenario. I love Billy episodes so much. Keith, Scorpion and bag of lazers like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	turned it off at the "I don't WANT to own a gun BUT I HAVE TO GET IT" section. Let him get the gun to fucking shoot me in the face thirteen, otterintheflightdeck and Jay86 like this.
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Jay86 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 118	I'm still working on my KAGT backlog but any Billy episode has to go to the front of the queue, and boy, this doesn't disappoint! Billy always gets the best out of Chemda! Billy: I like icecream. Chemda: What does that even mean? What icecream? Do you even know how many flavours there are, you piece of shit? He wants a gun....good lord... Keith, The Girl, thirteen and 9 others like this.
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Rune Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 167	Dude really managed to set up an anonymous gloryhole arrangement in the midst of a pandemic. What I wanna know is, who are these people sucking stray dick. Are they getting paid? I coulda asked 10 more followups, at least, on top of Chemda’s. I’m actually amazed. Never a dull moment when Billy’s on. Keith, ThePinkSuperhero, Scorpion and 5 others like this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,809	Don’t fuck-shame. It’s called Scary As Shit Play. Scorpion, critter2003, stellathegreat and 6 others like this.
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Rune Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 167	Seeing the picture of the curtain in question killed me. I encourage everyone to go look at it. Scary as shit play, indeed. I’m putting more thought into it, and maybe if you’re doing sex work, this is actually a cut and dry gig? You don’t have to see or talk to the perfect stranger on the other side, nor do they see you. All you see is a perfectly anonymous dick. But the balls you gotta have to show up...I guess that applies every time. Keith, thirteen and shoebootie like this.
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10-15-2020, 02:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,809	Did someone say Boogaloo? You know how we do this shit.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I’ve seen the picture of the curtain and yes, I’m married. But if this is what you have to do to find love today, maybe love can go and eat a dick. Oh I see. The irony. ThePinkSuperhero and Scorpion like this.
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