3451: The Right Circumstances w/ Jessie Jolles

Keith · 09-17-2021, 04:49 PM

Comedian Jessie Jolles joins Keith and Chemda to discuss all things about love and dating. They discuss men who put up websites to find love, drinking million dollar orange juice, and fucking sex robots. COVID fights are ramping up, but hopefully love is still in the air.

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Apia resurrected · 09-18-2021, 03:09 AM

I’m an only child who has two children.
So that means I’m winning in parenting against my parents, right?
Totally healthy approach, I assure you.

Apia resurrected · 09-18-2021, 09:06 AM

Also it’s a good Test about how serious your allergy is, to ask yourself if you would eat something on a date.
I would not eat eggs on a date. The only time I would eat eggs would be if someone pointed a gun to my head.
And maybe for a million of dollars.
The pain I have afterwards is so bad that 1000 probably wouldn’t be enough.
Ok, for 10000 I would. Life is painful.

thirteen · 09-18-2021, 10:58 AM

Ugh, I love Jessie

Sparrow · 09-18-2021, 01:09 PM

i’m a youngest child. both my parents were youngest children.

i’m Baby.

thirteen · 09-18-2021, 09:58 PM

Also, my heart pounds when I'm watching a movie in theatres too. It's so exciting.

Apia resurrected · 09-19-2021, 01:37 AM

I hope I will never have to date again in my life.
Sometimes the stories seem fun and exciting but than I remember that it’s mostly terrible.
And the love and marriage stuff i have going on of course is also a reason.

starscream · 09-23-2021, 05:25 PM

That banging sounded like breathing.

Has anyone posted Jessie's Kohl's commercial(s) here? I try to find them every time she's on and cannot. Do I just need to watch TV forever and ever? Because I'm OK with that.

theycallmepyro · 11-11-2021, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by starscream

That banging sounded like breathing.

That's what I thought it was at first. I was listening in a coffee shop, and caught myself thinking "IS THAT ME?"

theycallmepyro · 11-11-2021, 09:00 AM

It's great to hear Jessie sound so chilled and confident about everything. She's always such a great guest, and it seems like she's doing good right now.

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09-17-2021, 04:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,758	3451: The Right Circumstances w/ Jessie Jolles Comedian Jessie Jolles joins Keith and Chemda to discuss all things about love and dating. They discuss men who put up websites to find love, drinking million dollar orange juice, and fucking sex robots. COVID fights are ramping up, but hopefully love is still in the air. Guest: Jessie Jolles Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl and Paige_H like this.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I’m an only child who has two children. So that means I’m winning in parenting against my parents, right? Totally healthy approach, I assure you. Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 1 others like this.
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09-18-2021, 09:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	Also it’s a good Test about how serious your allergy is, to ask yourself if you would eat something on a date. I would not eat eggs on a date. The only time I would eat eggs would be if someone pointed a gun to my head. And maybe for a million of dollars. The pain I have afterwards is so bad that 1000 probably wouldn’t be enough. Ok, for 10000 I would. Life is painful. Keith and Paige_H like this.
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,113	Ugh, I love Jessie Keith, The Girl and Paige_H like this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	i’m a youngest child. both my parents were youngest children. i’m Baby. Keith and The Girl like this.
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,113	Also, my heart pounds when I'm watching a movie in theatres too. It's so exciting. Keith and The Girl like this.
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09-19-2021, 01:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I hope I will never have to date again in my life. Sometimes the stories seem fun and exciting but than I remember that it’s mostly terrible. And the love and marriage stuff i have going on of course is also a reason.
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09-23-2021, 05:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
starscream Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,030	That banging sounded like breathing. Has anyone posted Jessie's Kohl's commercial(s) here? I try to find them every time she's on and cannot. Do I just need to watch TV forever and ever? Because I'm OK with that.
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11-11-2021, 09:00 AM	#10 (permalink)
theycallmepyro Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: England Posts: 177	It's great to hear Jessie sound so chilled and confident about everything. She's always such a great guest, and it seems like she's doing good right now.
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