KATG HOTTEST GUY 2013 -- NOMINATIONS

[Sparrow]

Good Morning, Sweethearts! it's the most spectacular time of year!!! the first thing you'll have noticed is the absence of the ladies' competition.

"b...but, sparrah, what gives?!!??!?!????!??!?!!!!!!???"

well, our women have put forth a number of fine performative years and it's time to let them sit back with /their/ brandy's and cigars. or PBR's and weed. whatever.

Men, you're on deck.

we're looking for top notch dudes. confident dudes. dudes who know things and do stuff. and maybe take their shirts off.

I: Nominate Thyself

there will be a number of titles divvied out over the next several of weeks. titles you can rub in faces all year long. (did you read titles as titties just now; me, too)

you can nominate yourself for one, any, or all of the categories!!! rules are the same as always, you MUST nominate yourself **no third party nominations**
with:
a pic,
the categories wherein you'll be crushing the competition,
and, a statement of intent.

categories are as follows:

Beard King
--facial hair makes us swoon.

Master Craftsman
--open to all skill sets including IT. drop your flies, this one is a pissing contest.
(please notate your specialty in your statement of intent)

Jack of all Trades
--for the well rounded adonis, the Ron Swanson of titles. how big is your bag of tools?

Funny Fuck
--this one will be brutal.

Gold Medal
--for strength, athleticism, hard bodies and abs. and abs. and abs.

Dapper Dan
--how good is your windsor?

Best Man
--because we like a good dude. and we want to marry you.

Cracker Jack Hipster
--tight pants? bands we've never heard of? rejection of the mainstream? yeah, you.

Top Troll
--because you're always right...right?

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LORD OF LORDS
--a contest for winners.
(open to title holders only)

each category will require pics and include its own set of challenges, tasks and hoops. it'll take more than a pretty face, gentlemen. think you're man enough? pffft. we'll see.

titles will be given at the end of each categorical round. failure to complete tasks will result in disqualification.

NOMINATIONS CLOSE
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6TH
MIDNIGHT

go get 'em, tigers!!!

[campy]

OMG

heheeheheh Let's get rolling...who's got the "balls" to get this rolling?

[Lanfear]

Squeeeeeeeeee - Thank You Sparrow!

[Luna]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

(did you read titles as titties just now; me, too)

Yes, I honestly did. I hope a bunch of guys join.

[Paraquat]

Sign me up gor the whole deal. I teased Campers saying I'd do it.
Plus, on a personal note, I'm trying to move out of my comfort zone.
...and after TLD that one year... phew!

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Paraquat

Sign me up gor the whole deal. I teased Campers saying I'd do it.
Plus, on a personal note, I'm trying to move out of my comfort zone.
...and after TLD that one year... phew!

nomination pic please

[Sparrow]

huzzah!

[Paraquat]

Give me a day or two, please.

[Sparrow]

this is just the nomination round. we haven't started competition yet. don't show your hand too soon, sugar pops.

[campy]

Ooooweeeee I love me the strawberry blondes...then add the snowy setting and the mountain man mystic.....holy!!

Mountain man for president!