957: Enjoy Yourself

Keith · 05-12-2009, 08:07 PM

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bluecrucial · 05-12-2009, 08:11 PM

Reading the poll right before I listen to the episode might be my new favorite thing about the show.

It almost always makes me go "Alright... how in the world is this topic going to naturally pop into conversation".

bizzle · 05-12-2009, 11:15 PM

I disagree that masturbation is a gateway to sex. In my 24 years I have had sex all of 3 times, and I have masturbated WAY more than 3 times.

That is just as phooey as saying that marijuana is a gateway drug, and that if you do pot you'll end up in a dark alleyway shooting heroine into your eyeballs. I've smoked my fair share of pot, and the only "hardcore" drug i've ever tried is coke.

If you're gonna do something you're gonna do it, when did people become such pussies that we've got to blame one thing on another thing rather than just count in as just human error? Pobody Nerfect, why is it so hard to admit that people???

Keith · 05-12-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bizzle

That is just as phooey as saying that marijuana is a gateway drug, and that if you do pot you'll end up in a dark alleyway shooting heroine into your eyeballs. I've smoked my fair share of pot, and the only "hardcore" drug i've ever tried is coke.

Oh Lord...

EllaMacFarlane · 05-12-2009, 11:39 PM

where. did. you. get. that. clip. in. the. end. of. the. show??????

Orko · 05-13-2009, 12:18 AM

If you really want a shit horror/suspense movie, then check out the UK film "Donkey Punch". Yes, the guy kills a girl by giving her a donkey punch. Sorry if I spoiled if for you. Here is a link to the trailer: YouTube - Donkey Punch Trailer - In UK cinemas July 18

Rhian · 05-13-2009, 01:53 AM

I started enjoying myself around 33? Still weird without toys, can't quite get there yet.

I'm a very sexual person though, just prefered to share it I guess.

It's fantastic pain therapy though!

And now all my toys broked.

sigh.

Bucho · 05-13-2009, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by bizzle

I disagree that masturbation is a gateway to sex. In my 24 years I have had sex all of 3 times, and I have masturbated WAY more than 3 times.

That is just as phooey as saying that marijuana is a gateway drug, and that if you do pot you'll end up in a dark alleyway shooting heroine into your eyeballs. I've smoked my fair share of pot, and the only "hardcore" drug i've ever tried is coke.

In the timeline of your life, did you jack off before you fucked? Did you smoke weed before you tried coke?

funnygurl1979 · 05-13-2009, 03:36 AM

Never had sex but masturbated alot.

Junkenstein · 05-13-2009, 03:42 AM

I always thought that normally a person starts jacking off as soon as he or she can do it. Then, as naturally, the same person eventually has sex.

Of course there are people that have never masturbated but they're NOT the norm.

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05-12-2009, 11:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
bizzle Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 18	I disagree that masturbation is a gateway to sex. In my 24 years I have had sex all of 3 times, and I have masturbated WAY more than 3 times. That is just as phooey as saying that marijuana is a gateway drug, and that if you do pot you'll end up in a dark alleyway shooting heroine into your eyeballs. I've smoked my fair share of pot, and the only "hardcore" drug i've ever tried is coke. If you're gonna do something you're gonna do it, when did people become such pussies that we've got to blame one thing on another thing rather than just count in as just human error? Pobody Nerfect, why is it so hard to admit that people???
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EllaMacFarlane Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Israel Posts: 957	where. did. you. get. that. clip. in. the. end. of. the. show??????
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05-13-2009, 12:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orko Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hudson, NC Posts: 8	If you really want a shit horror/suspense movie, then check out the UK film "Donkey Punch". Yes, the guy kills a girl by giving her a donkey punch. Sorry if I spoiled if for you. Here is a link to the trailer: YouTube - Donkey Punch Trailer - In UK cinemas July 18
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Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	I started enjoying myself around 33? Still weird without toys, can't quite get there yet. I'm a very sexual person though, just prefered to share it I guess. It's fantastic pain therapy though! And now all my toys broked. sigh.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	I always thought that normally a person starts jacking off as soon as he or she can do it. Then, as naturally, the same person eventually has sex. Of course there are people that have never masturbated but they're NOT the norm.
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