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Old 07-27-2010, 10:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow USA innacting the draft again?!
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Old 07-28-2010, 01:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I hope they don't bring back the draft. I have an 18 year old son and a 13 year old son. If they do bring it back, we'll be moving to Canada.

I feel sorry for the next person who fucks with Kyle, because that dude will get it twice as bad.

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Old 07-28-2010, 02:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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They can draft me if they want. I'm a smart guy. They don't put the brainiacs on the front line.
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I remember my first fight, Went home with a Busted Lip and a 3 day suspension, (they went easy on me beacuse they knew I was a "good kid, but just a little troubled") the other guy got off clean beacuse "He wasn't hitting me when the teacher came" (7th Grade BTW, dose that count) Gave him a shiner at least. I haven't been in an honest to god more then one punch each fight as an adult though.

As for the draft FUCK NO, I am getting out of this country as fast as I can,
Screw going to Canada, Thats where they are gonna look first
Japan Bitches see if you can find my ass on the other side of the earth.

Seriously though, that specific law that Kieth is talking about is real and people get mad when those "racist Tea-party" assholes say that Obama is doing Hitler Nazi shit. That is fucked up, this is America, we are not the kind of country who ever needs a draft, the people who become soldiers by choice are the best soldiers in the world beacuse they mean it.

America is in so many meaningless fucking wars we don't need to force any more shit on our people. (Nothing but respect for the troops, I hope you guys come home soon.)

I'm sure glad that before Obama was elected he promised to take them home...oh wait..fuck, never mind.
(I don't want to sound like I'm stirring some shit just to stir some shit, but this is something I'm really serious about, I'm not saying this to be an asshole, but ive known about this for a while and its always great to get a chance to get the word out about whats going on, just to be fair and offend the 10% of the KATG audience that would prob. agree with me...Sarah Palin is a fucking moron)

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Old 07-28-2010, 02:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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They can draft me if they want. I'm a smart guy. They don't put the brainiacs on the front line.
Tell that to your drill sargeant during boot camp. Im sure he'll love to hear that, then again he might love exhausting you to within an inch of your life.
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KYLE AND NEWSY STREET JUSTICE!!!

And on a less serious note, as someone living in NC without money, EVERYTHING THEY SAID IS TRUE.

Not only is everything fucking fried, if you try to eat healthy your a yankee pussy. Cracker Barrels and fast food is EVERYWHERE (There are 5 mcdonalds in my town, not counting the others)

and the big problem with the fat problem is the High Furctose Corn Syrup in fucking everything, but if you ever say something about that you sound like an Oliver Stone conspiracy theorist.

Remember, HFCS has corn in it, Corn is a vegtible, Shut the fuck up and don't as questions

Also, little known fact (at least to me), Corn is not technically a vegetable, it is a grain, wrap your head around that.

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I'm in love with you for the first time. And also probably the last time.
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I'm in love with you for the first time. And also probably the last time.
Mega man is awesome, but I grew up on the megaman X games (X for xtream beacuse its the 90's)

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They can draft me if they want. I'm a smart guy. They don't put the brainiacs on the front line.

In a draft they don't give a shit about brains they just hand you the gun and your orders
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