1554: God Damn

[Keith]

"Fuck me?! No! Fuck you!"


Stuckey and Murray — Trying to break even since 2001

John Foti

[scotticus]

I was going to go with "is well produced."

I didn't see that option.

[zappbrannigan]

An auto-tuned song about nose surgery. So not even the singing is his own!

[dannyhatch]

It's too bad that this stand-up submission missed the deadline. It would have won for sure.

[BrianAlt]

Stuckey and Murray are so awesome! I have to make sure to see them live and soon! (3/29)

[pmbailey]

I'm laughing my ass off at the Half Ass Love Song.. Aces-10!

[zappbrannigan]

I was thinking about that show Luck that got cancelled. Maybe, if HBO wants to recoup some of the losses, they can use those dead horses for Luck brand glue or Luck brand dog food. Just a thought.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

I was thinking about that show Luck that got cancelled. Maybe, if HBO wants to recoup some of the losses, they can use those dead horses for Luck brand glue or Luck brand dog food. Just a thought.

Make your dog a 'Lucky Dog' you say...I'm in! Also, I have officially added Stuckey & Murray to the list of good comedy music. This being AFTER Ben Lerman, of course. Perhaps a kazoo collaboration is in order?

[Robotron]

Forgetting that being Jewish doesn't change your race. It's about as racist as if magnum made a commercial with a cheesy rap song about gigantic black cocks, which is not that racist. Just because it is less flattering to have a big nose than it would be to have a big cock doesn't make it any more or less racist. Fact is people who descended from certain areas of the world have physical traits that set them apart from others and marketing your product based on that is a wise business decision if well executed (just look at BET). He didnt call anyone a "hook-nosed jew" just that people who are from that particular part of the world can have large noses and he can slim yours up for a nominal fee. What is wrong with marketing hair straighteners to black people or sun block to whitey, nothing. My only problem is that it was just a shit commercial that wasn't nearly as funny as it was trying to be. I felt the same way about Jesse's interpretation of different languages as single repeating syllables. It wasn't that funny but simply commenting on tonal cues that exist in language is hardly offensive.

[Edward's Screen Name]

Bringing non-money gifts to weddings is as out of fashion as wedding gowns with sleeves. I've been to close to 10 weddings in the past three years - family, friends, people way out of my close circle - and it's rare than anyone brings a gift.

Nowadays, registries are for wedding showers exclusively. At my wedding we didn't specify what kind of gift people should bring and out of 250 guests one showed up with a bowl, another with a dog bed, and everyone else with cash.

That's how it works today.