1606: Quite Frank

[Keith]

"You're gay? Now I'll have to put my face in shit!"


FRANK DeCARO

[Robotron]

Loved Frank, he came off as a total sweetheart. I would love to hear him on the show again.

As for he poll I say no to the bacon on ice cream just because it doesn't sound like it would taste very good. Maybe if it was real ice cream and they took the extra step and made some legit candied bacon it would make a good once in a while treat, but that isn't the kind of thing BK can tackle. I don't mind mixing foods together just because whether you eat some bacon with your dinner and some ice cream for desert or get it all in one run it doesn't matter seeing as how it mixes together in your stomach anyway.

[WSEIII]

Next time you have a gay male on the show ask him if he gets a hard-on when he sees a good looking man.

[Robotron]

Originally Posted by WSEIII

Next time you have a gay male on the show ask him if he gets a hard-on when he sees a good looking man.

I am a bisexual man and I don't get a hard on just from seeing pretty people. Maybe I am weird but I think context has more to do with arousal than just having a well proportioned body. I can't imagine how annoying it would be to get raging boners every time someone with a nice ass crossed my path, I would never get anything done!

[punk'n]

LOVED Frank! I knew him from doing movie reviews (or something like that) on a local radio station here awhile back. He's way funnier without the morning zoo undertone. I hope he comes back.

[TallulahB]

I'm going to nominate him for best new guest. And I think Keith is at his best when interviewing a nice guy like Frank. I was done with all the talk about Keith's "hopeful" murder attempt.

[Blitzgal]

Regarding criminal record checks, here's a secret from someone who runs them all day long. Record-keeping varies wildly from state to state and it's often related to how much budget is allocated to keeping these records centralized. If you get arrested in Wisconsin or Oklahoma (for example), anyone who runs your name in the state repository is going to find your criminal history because the local authorities in those states are very good at reporting everything to the state repository (although there are rumblings that our Governor is going to get rid of CCAP, our state repository, as a money saving measure). Get arrested in New York or Connecticut (again, just two examples), you've got a pretty good shot of not getting caught if you lie about it later. They have a lot of localities that are not reliably reporting to the state repository, because I've never gotten a hit on anyone in those states, even people who report a criminal history to us. If they say they did something we also contact the court and get it verified that way. But the statewide records systems are shit in those state. Not every state has a statewide repository, though. If we're contacting the city or county authorities we're also more likely to catch you in a lie.

[Fourbid]

I voted no, but I'm probably going to try it because it's funny to me.

[TallulahB]

I voted no, but not because I'm opposed to the idea. I'm definitely opposed to having it at Burger King. I can imagine that at a 4 star restaurant they might offer this dessert, with homemade ice cream, the finest European chocolate, and a fresh, perfectly-cooked piece of pork belly.

It's just that at Burger King, it's going to be the plasticized soft serve, with fudge from a gallon food services can, topped with a piece of bacon that's been sitting on a greasy pan all day.

[ThePinkSuperhero]

I loved Frank! Please have him back on!

But I gotta disagree with you about "Leap of Faith", Frank.....I went and it did indeed feel like a black hole.... something inside of me was missing by the time I left.