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1776: Dead Giveaway
"Okay, you're gonna rape me for askin' this..."
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Dead Giveaway!
Super Mario posted this video last episode but it's worth a second listen. Also, for the last two years I've been hoping for another scandal/ inadvertent comedic moment to happen. We've been delighted with Charlie Sheen's coke-binge videos. Marveled at the angry misogynistic rants of Mel Gibson. Now we have the glorious addition of 'Dead Giveaway.' Congratulations, America. You are one ridiculous bitch. Who's hungry for some McDonald's? |
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Dude. There was salsa music playing. OK? Cut this guy some slack. He only lived next door for an entire year.
Also, haven't you ever eaten ribs after binging on coke and not eating for 3 days? I have but three words for you: lip, smacking, good. That shit is loud. |
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You're not supposed to use Snapchat for nudes?
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I typed "snakehead" into google and the 2nd fill in was"snakehead fish for sale".
Sigh. Hill's solo album was great (I have it on vinyl ) but I've been to festivals where she's supposed to perform twice and each time she's like an hour late to get to the stage. That sours me on performers. You're getting paid! Do your job! Also, she is a bit batshit. And 3 months for millions doesn't seem so bad. My friend stabbed someone (almost killed him) and was "on the lam" for 9 years and when he finally turned himself in they only gave him a year. Justice.
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I think you guys were too hard on the guy. Sure, he "embellished" some parts, but I don't think a lot of people would have done as what he did, as sad as that is.
Also: Charles Ramsey Tells Anderson Cooper To Give Reward For Missing Girls To Them, Because He Has A Paycheck | Guardian Of Valor |
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Still listening to this ep, however I now understand Chemmo's "THEY DON'T FUCKING EXPLAIN CONTRACEPTIVES PROPERLY" position...
Haven't looked at the ep page, so I am imagining the guest as a brown smurf... Very hawt. |
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But assuming that idea is not true. I think a congratulations is in order for McDonald's. In our desperation we turned to a company we didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world eat. Ya see Mr. Piffle, Mickey Dees is the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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