1877: A Bowld Move

Keith · 11-14-2013, 06:53 PM

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OLDPPL · 11-14-2013, 07:13 PM

I love my dog more than anything. However, it is well understood that if we ever encounter a bear while out on a walk, the plan is I pick up and throw my dog at bear; run the other way.

Let's not all forget why God invented evolution

flerchin · 11-14-2013, 07:27 PM

The dog dies if I feel like it. If I was starving, I would feel like it.

That's why I don't have a dog. People get all mad when you treat them like animals.

lizsquiz · 11-14-2013, 08:01 PM

It wasn't on day three. He ate the dog three days after the dog saved him from a bear. He'd been lost in the woods for almost three months.

Scumhook · 11-14-2013, 09:23 PM

I haven't listened yet, however a key point is what kind of dog was it.

For example, I have no problem with someone eating a Chiwawa.

lizsquiz · 11-14-2013, 09:26 PM

He got injured in the bear attack and couldn't forage or something.

Isn't it better to kill and eat the dog before the dog gets too skinny? So there's enough meat to eat the dog for a while?

Scumhook · 11-14-2013, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lizsquiz

He got injured in the bear attack and couldn't forage or something.

Isn't it better to kill and eat the dog before the dog gets too skinny? So there's enough meat to eat the dog for a while?

You're quite a bloodthirsty individual.

I am aroused.

lizsquiz · 11-14-2013, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by seamus

By the way, he didn't use a gun or knife to kill the dog. He used a rock.

Yeah. That would have been awful. I cannot imagine killing my dog, especially not with a rock.

Again though...if you have to use a rock, better to kill the dog while you still have the strength to kill it quickly. Right?

Yuck.

I don't want to sound like I am really pro-dog-murder. I'm just trying to make some sense of it all because it's so unimaginable to me.

Keith · 11-14-2013, 11:32 PM

That's the sick shit this weirdo probably told himself 3 DAYS IN.

"I mean if I have to eat the dog, which I'm sure I will, I might as well do it now while she still has meat on her. Who knows what she'll look like tomorrow..."

"She would want her death to be quick, so I should do it now before I'm too weak to, y'know, kill a dog."

"I swear she just looked at me as if to say it's what she wanted."

Scumhook · 11-14-2013, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

That's the sick shit this weirdo probably told himself 3 DAYS IN.

"I mean if I have to eat the dog, which I'm sure I will, I might as well do it now while she still has meat on her. Who knows what she'll look like tomorrow..."

"She would want her death to be quick, so I should do it now before I'm too weak to, y'know, kill a dog."

"I swear she just looked at me as if to say it's what she wanted."

I liked your first version of this post better.

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11-14-2013, 07:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
OLDPPL Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 38	I love my dog more than anything. However, it is well understood that if we ever encounter a bear while out on a walk, the plan is I pick up and throw my dog at bear; run the other way. Let's not all forget why God invented evolution da_ticklah and Scumhook like this.
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flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	The dog dies if I feel like it. If I was starving, I would feel like it. That's why I don't have a dog. People get all mad when you treat them like animals.
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lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	It wasn't on day three. He ate the dog three days after the dog saved him from a bear. He'd been lost in the woods for almost three months.
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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	I haven't listened yet, however a key point is what kind of dog was it. For example, I have no problem with someone eating a Chiwawa. Last edited by Scumhook; 11-14-2013 at 09:24 PM. Reason: I hate mexicans and their dogs
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lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	He got injured in the bear attack and couldn't forage or something. Isn't it better to kill and eat the dog before the dog gets too skinny? So there's enough meat to eat the dog for a while? OLDPPL likes this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,757	That's the sick shit this weirdo probably told himself 3 DAYS IN. "I mean if I have to eat the dog, which I'm sure I will, I might as well do it now while she still has meat on her. Who knows what she'll look like tomorrow..." "She would want her death to be quick, so I should do it now before I'm too weak to, y'know, kill a dog." "I swear she just looked at me as if to say it's what she wanted."
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