53: Preciate 'Cha

[dannyhatch]

We're singin' and dancin' our pants off baby!



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Hello Polina!
I am a big fan of Brother Love and LOVE it when you guest star on the show.
Question for you: Work pants. I work full time at an office, and need to wear work pants,
but hanging, folding, washing, and drying are so complicated, and it seems whatever I do it's wrong!
Help me choose and care for my pants, please!
Abby

I am 28, straight, sober.

I moved in with my girlfriend last month. It's been great.

Just one thing: she sings a lot. When she's cooking, cleaning, straightening up, etc. The problem is she might be the worst singer I ever heard. Now that we're around each other more, it's affecting me more than I thought. It actually grates my nerves.

Can this be something that breaks us up? What can I do about this? I don't want to tell her I can't hear her voice. Something tells me that won't go over well.

Help!
Craig

[PsychoLoco]

I'm a bit behind on shows, but damn BroLo, you missed 2 golden opportunities on advice for Craig.

First, if you're going to recommend earplugs, why not go the earbud route or some noise-cancelling headphones and listen to some podcasting? Don't drown her singing out, amp up some entertainment.

Second, don't try to embarrass her with false compliments. My thought would be that if she has time to sing, she's got time for loving. Every time Craig hears her singing, he just needs to walk up and kiss her, and tell her that hearing her sing reminds him of how much he loves her and he wants some, uh, private time with her. It won't take her long to connect her singing with sexual advances. She'll either cut out the singing because she's not in the mood, or she'll start belting out lyrics on a more frequent basis and Craig will know its go time.

If, by some chance, she continues to sing and frowns upon the male attention, Craig should remind her that constant arousal without release can lead to prostate congestion, which is the cause of 90% of Prostatitis cases, or an inflamed, painful prostate gland. If she values Craig's health and happiness, she shouldn't be turning him on with her singing so much.