82: RIP Danny?

[Michael's Servant]

Welcome, everybody, back to another week inside Danny’s mind. This week it’s another action-packed goofballpalooza. You want a monologue? Check. You want bro time and some super juicy insider industry talk? Check, please. You want to play another round of the fun game Is Danny Dying or Is He Just Constipated? Check mate. You want Danny to ignore the rule of three and talk about how this episode devolved into a hyper-specific roast-off between Keith and Danny? CHECK!!!

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[J. Canines]

Never ask Keith questions

that have the potential

to scar your soul.

Good ep

[flerchin]

I'm proud of you Danny. Making it in NYC. Directing your own life. Bedding many beautiful women. I've only got 13 years on you, so I'm not old enough to be your dad, but I am a father with hopes and dreams for my son. He could do far worse.

[Bucho]

As soon as Danny asked Keith the proudness question I knew the hilariousness was about to be taken up a notch (above even the top notch, since this show is always on the toppest of notches) but I didn't expect it to go up five whole notches. For that whole bit it was like someone took a voodoo doll of my face and pulled a big ol' continuous goofy-ass grin across it. I couldn't stop smiling if I tried. My cheeks were cramping. As the great John 'Mellencamp' Cougar once wrote, "It hurt so good ... come on TTSWD you make it hurt so good." (Oh, free quote idea for next episode Danny ... you're welcome.)

Speaking of "so good", I'm with you on many things Danny 'Danny The Hatch Hatch' Hatch, but the extent to which Dr Megaphone is no longer welcome in the lives of this listener is not one of them.

[J. Canines]

Loved the Earl sweatshirt recommendation.

This is Frank Ocean with Earl. Super good.

[Eric M]

There are very few life scenarios where a father is not supposed to be proud of his son. Though asking this guy that question pretty much invited him to be funny about it. Great episode.

[Latch]

Oh man, the father/son stuff was great. Fucking aces, guys.

I'm not sure if Danny wants Keith to be his father, his lover, or his best friend. Probably a mix of those, in some make-believe non-fucked-up way.

Hey by the way.. we know you're not dead, Danny, but did you end up going to the doctor or anything? Still hurt?

[dannyhatch]

Nah, it hurt for a couple days after that and then kinda went away on its own. So I'm never going to die! Thanks for the nice words about the episode, everybody.

[ghauck]

Just finished listening during lunch workout. Almost dropped the barbell into my chest when Danny asked Keith if he would be proud. The next 10 minutes was some of the funniest spoken words in the history of mankind. If I had dropped the barbell and suffocated it would have been the best death anyone could have asked for.

It occurs to me Danny is Keith's Reek.