65: Always Filling Holes

[Michael's Servant]

Not every hole is a goal, baby.

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Question:

Brolo,
Love Them Vibes! When are you guys coming to Canada?!
Please help?
I've gained some weight recently. About 20 lbs. I know that's not obese BUT I feel less sexy and I thiiiiink my husband can "feel" it.
I hate exercising and can't afford a gym membership.
As a guy, do you think 20 lbs is that big a deal? Do you think this will completely destroy my relationship with my husband or am I just being self conscious?
Thanks for your advice and your awesome show!
Danielle

[Keith]

Another great show.

I leave Brolo messages as I listen to his shows. Poor guy wakes up to 50 whatsapp messages.

Here's a culmination of some of those messages.


First off: 65 shows already! That's 6 1/2 anniversaries!

Schedule-wise, KATG didn't get to explain/celebrate the World Cup in a timely manner after America moved ahead. Brolo covers it all. He's been taking it in - from players to commentators - and he's a fan.

I wish commentators picked a team to get behind. I get why not, of course. People are sensitive about their teams. But it would get me to watch more teams I don't normally follow if I could root for or against an announcer.

I might even watch hockey!

2 announcers like usual, and each one HAS to pick a side...


His point on Broadway is dead on. It's TGIFridays. Rock is rock, jazz is jazz, but Broadway is made for everyone.


Being a bartender: It's not "how did I do," it's "How are you doin'." Dead on. As if the customer is keeping a tally on every move you made...


My Latin lady story is that she was full-blooded and really screamed during sex: "Aye carumba!" I was thinking, "Holy shit, that's a real thing?"

#humblebrag


The 20 lbs extra point is covered perfectly by Brolo as usual. Go to the grocery store. Pick up a turkey that's 20 lb bigger than you normally get. Do YOU feel the difference. Then he does too, honey turkey.

Or pick up a 20 lb cantaloupe, cause that's what he's sticking in the microwave and fucking anyway.


Amen.

[thirteen]

Great show.

"When your little titties were in his mouth and now he's choking on big fat titties.....ah, you know, he may love it! Who the hell knows?

LOL