2060: Antagonist Storytelling

Michael's Servant · 09-30-2014, 12:00 AM

With Nick Padilla – Sucking your own penis; baby’s first orgy; eating dog; a teacher’s gun accidentally goes off

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flerchin · 09-30-2014, 02:04 PM

Back in my pizza delivery days, my manager's family were FOBs from Vietnam (they named him "Jackson" after Micheal Jackson). I visited one day and had an amazing bowl of Pho. When I asked what kind of meat it was, he said, "Dog" without missing a beat. Tasted different, but good. I'm still unsure if he was fucking with me.

Sashi · 09-30-2014, 03:41 PM

I've tried sucking myself off. I was probably 13 or 14. No one was home and I was bored so I tried it. I did the classic. It took a bit of maneuvering, but I got the head in my mouth. My back started aching so I just stopped after maybe a minute or so. 2/10. Would not recommend.

About the requirements, though... I don't think it's a size thing? I'm sub 5 inches and I didn't have too much trouble with it.

EDIT: The strangest thing I've had was donkey. It was in China. It's pretty common. Pretty good. It's kinda sweet.

Lanfear · 09-30-2014, 04:32 PM

I had super delicious kangaroo barbecue but I also like game meat in general so I'm used to the flavour. Deer and wild boar are super tasty.

pooptart · 10-01-2014, 11:01 AM

Why are the shows getting so short now?

This one was 28 minutes!

The one before was 38 the one after 37.

I need more KATG each day! This isn't enough!

flerchin · 10-01-2014, 12:14 PM

They're in LA, yet still giving us shows. Plenty of content on VIP...

Lanfear · 10-01-2014, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooptart

Why are the shows getting so short now?

This one was 28 minutes!

The one before was 38 the one after 37.

I need more KATG each day! This isn't enough!

First of all fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you and Welcome to the forums!

Keith and Chemda are in LA right now for podfest so I assume these shorts were prerecorded before they left when they were already busy with normal workload.

short show > no shows

pooptart · 10-01-2014, 12:57 PM

Ahhh, I see!

Thanks for the info guys.

Can't wait 'til they come back.

daemon · 10-03-2014, 06:16 PM

a glock does have a safety built into the trigger

John Galt · 10-05-2014, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by daemon

a glock does have a safety built into the trigger

... and modern firearms that are well maintained don't go off when dropped. The modern safety system referred to on the show was first released into the wild as the 1911 pistol in (you guessed it) 1911.

Also, great show and a fun guest.

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2060: Antagonist Storytelling With Nick Padilla – Sucking your own penis; baby’s first orgy; eating dog; a teacher’s gun accidentally goes off Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed
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flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	Back in my pizza delivery days, my manager's family were FOBs from Vietnam (they named him "Jackson" after Micheal Jackson). I visited one day and had an amazing bowl of Pho. When I asked what kind of meat it was, he said, "Dog" without missing a beat. Tasted different, but good. I'm still unsure if he was fucking with me.
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Sashi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Toronto, Canadia Posts: 200	I've tried sucking myself off. I was probably 13 or 14. No one was home and I was bored so I tried it. I did the classic. It took a bit of maneuvering, but I got the head in my mouth. My back started aching so I just stopped after maybe a minute or so. 2/10. Would not recommend. About the requirements, though... I don't think it's a size thing? I'm sub 5 inches and I didn't have too much trouble with it. EDIT: The strangest thing I've had was donkey. It was in China. It's pretty common. Pretty good. It's kinda sweet. Last edited by Sashi; 09-30-2014 at 03:54 PM.
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Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	I had super delicious kangaroo barbecue but I also like game meat in general so I'm used to the flavour. Deer and wild boar are super tasty.
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