81: Small World, Big Gums

[Michael's Servant]

Andrea Allan joins to talk about fake teeth, Arizona roots, and the 6'7" guy that gave Andrea a case of "Drake Leg"

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[Enunciated Piffle]

The Arizona desert is not conducive to plants, animals, nor big tits.

I learned a lot from this ep. Andrea and Myka were on a roll.

[Scumhook]

Wow, what a brutally honest ep. Andrea's uncoordination & dead tooth, Myka's mams and gums; no punches pulled by these fierce women.

And fuck that sweet cookie eating foreign model. If there's any justice, and we all know there isn't, she'll bring home a hawt male colleague who'll ride Myka's sex camel out of the desert and into an oasis of loooove.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

If there's any justice, and we all know there isn't, she'll bring home a hawt male colleague who'll ride Myka's sex camel out of the desert and into an oasis of loooove.

You're a poet, Scummy. A goddamn poet/ romantic. Yer also absolutely right.

Myka needs to harness the power of this obnoxious roommate bitch. Go out for drinks with her and start dating dudes who aren't on stage, regurgitating jokes they stole from twitter, crying about their fucking childhoods...

Also, Myka has a great smile. But she probably should date Andrea's dentist father. Just for a year or two. Or until the will is finalized.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Also, Myka has a great smile. But she probably should date Andrea's dentist father.

lol mate.

myka's dad is the retired jew dentist.

andrea's dad is the 60 y/o who owns a company that produces money, which makes him a 45 y/o

during that discussion, andrea's dad could totally have fucked me in the arse and made me his little plaything.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

during that discussion, andrea's dad could totally have fucked me in the arse and made me his little plaything.

What is life, but a series of compromises any how? Also, she said he was attractive. Pro-lapsed anuses be damned! Scum, I say we join forces, seduce the old bastard, take the $, go on Slayer tour...

OR we take the $, open a bar near KATG studios, totally corrupt their young interns, and start our own podcast.

[Scumhook]

I'll take option 2.

Bar name:
Piffo & Scums. We'll rape yer bums.

although, their interns are pretty fucked up when they arrive.



me and u tag teaming daddy andrea. omfg. set it up, you filthy manwhore.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Bar name:
Piffo & Scums. We'll rape yer bums.

I've said it before Scum.

Yer a poet