41: Top This

[Michael's Servant]

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 5 pizza-toppings. Ever.

Fish pizza is more Hawaiian than Hawaiian pizza. Sausage on Grindr is better than sausage on pizza. Pizza can be a way of tricking yourself into eating healthy food! & More!

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[littlp]

Woohoo! Thanks for the shoutout I loved the show per usual. My least favorite toppings are pineapple, anchovies, onions, any kind of pepper. I really only like the salted meat and mushrooms.

And I can't believe Emmy doesn't like pizza....it really is one of the best things ever.


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[swiggy]

As a Canadian, I believe it's my duty to apologize to all those from the state of Hawai'i who have to explain that it's not a staple food.

"Hawaiian pizza" is a Canadian creation. A Greek immigrant to Ontario wanted to match Chinese sweet and sour flavor that was really in at the time, and selling really well at his restaurant. In 1962, he took a can of pineapples, strained them, and put them on as a topping along with ham to see if it would sell. He named it "the Hawaiian".

It did, the rest is history. Gross history (I'm in the no-pineapple on pizza boat).

If you don't like salty things such as olives or sardines, don't try squid ink pizza. Really popular in the Asias; I just bought a pack of squid ink so I can give it a try. Odd toppings I've never tried: fried eggs (France/UK), coconut/shrimp (Costa Rica), and dessert pizza. Can't really figure out if I'd use a cookie for the "dough", or some sort of pastry.

My worst topping is donair/donair sauce. It's unique to Halifax: the sauce is made from condensed milk, sugar, garlic, and vinegar. The meat is pretty much identical to gyro meat. You can use either pizza sauce and have the gross donair sauce to dip, or use the donair sauce as the base. Here's a photo: Example of Donair pizza. Any time I've seen it, it seriously looks like someone has jerked off on your pizza.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by swiggy

"Hawaiian pizza" is a Canadian creation. A Greek immigrant to Ontario wanted to match Chinese sweet and sour flavor that was really in at the time, and selling really well at his restaurant. In 1962, he took a can of pineapples, strained them, and put them on as a topping along with ham to see if it

My worst topping is donair/donair sauce. It's unique to Halifax: the sauce is made from condensed milk, sugar, garlic, and vinegar. The meat is pretty much identical to gyro meat. You can use either pizza sauce and have the gross donair sauce to dip, or use the donair sauce as the base. Here's a photo: Example of Donair pizza. Any time I've seen it, it seriously looks like someone has jerked off on your pizza.

I like Pizza Hawai a lot and I also enjoy pizza with white sauces instead of tomato very much. Dairy garlicky sweet/tart sauce sounds delicious, I don't think I've ever in my life bought condensed milk but I might have to give this a try.

Also Canadian recipes have a good track record for me, Mia took me out for Poutine and Cesar's in Toronto which both sound like they should be terrible but are actually pretty awesome.

[Hennessy]

Originally Posted by littlp

And I can't believe Emmy doesn't like pizza....it really is one of the best things ever.

I know right?? DEFINITELY likes Domino's however. I don't get it.

Actually, I really enjoy Domino's thin crust pizza. But I'm white trash. Emmy has no excuse. She's from the BRONX for god's sakes.

Also, Lanfear I can't with the jizz pizza but please tell me how it goes -

SWIGG!! YOU RUINED HAWAII.

[azbees]

Hi Lauren! So cool you remembered our laundry folding story! We came to the show in Las Vegas, it was so fun to be able to meet everyone!

[Hennessy]

Originally Posted by azbees

Hi Lauren! So cool you remembered our laundry folding story! We came to the show in Las Vegas, it was so fun to be able to meet everyone!

Hahahah yayyyy!!! I'm so glad you wrote in!
Las Vegas was the shyiiiiiiiit.
Much love. Thanks for listening!

[swiggy]

Originally Posted by Hennessy

SWIGG!! YOU RUINED HAWAII.

I'M SO SORRY! GAH! Although, our Prime Minister promises to legalize weed while in power. Once it happens, can that make up for this tragedy?