2370: Green Christmas

[Michael's Servant]

with Mehran Khaghani and Chrissie Mayr – 4/20; the love of breasts; Hillary Clinton’s political shadiness; Keith’s looks; coffee enemas and projectile diarrhea from anal sex; an 8-year-old comedian; Subway’s Jared Fogle’s text messages; Boaty McBoatface wins the Name a Research Ship poll; Dora the Explorer smokes vape pens; baby’s first masturbation; maiden pot voyages

Guests:
Mehran Khaghani


Chrissie Mayr


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[thirteen]

Smoking weed makes me really anxious and hyper-aware too. I think it's because I'm relatively content and not anxious in my day to day life. Not to mention any type of smoking irritates my lungs (I'm asthmatic).

In contrast, alcohol makes me feel blissful (except beer...that just bloats)

[invader]

Originally Posted by Apia

I hear you talking about voting in America and it sounds extremely stressful.

I wonder why you have to register and even register as Democrat.

In our lovely Germany you are automatically registered. A few weeks before election you receive a reminder with your name on it in your mail, you bring this card to election.

But even if you don't have it you go to vote, bring your id. And you vote as you like on this day.

These aren't the actual elections, right now Americans only in the "semi-finals". Democrats are voting for either Hillary or Bernie and Republicans are voting for either Trump, Cruz or Kasich. Whoever wins will go up against each other in the presidential elections. You have to declare a party and vote within it or people would just vote for the weaker candidate of the opposing party to ensure a victory on their side in the general election. In the general election you can vote however you like regardless of your declared political party.

[Eric M]

What a fun episode. Chrissie was so fuckin funny especially in a few moments when I'm not sure she was even trying to be. Gem.

[Sakugenken]

Originally Posted by invader

These aren't the actual elections, right now Americans only in the "semi-finals". Democrats are voting for either Hillary or Bernie and Republicans are voting for either Trump, Cruz or Kasich. Whoever wins will go up against each other in the presidential elections. You have to declare a party and vote within it or people would just vote for the weaker candidate of the opposing party to ensure a victory on their side in the general election. In the general election you can vote however you like regardless of your declared political party.

Not entirely true, It depends on the state. In an open primary (like Wisconsin- my Dad lives there) you can vote for either party, in a closed primary (like NY- where I used to live) you can only vote for the party you are registered in.

[Mattman]

The reason the UK does not have primaries in their election is because we would nominate Votey McVoteface for Head of the Conservative Party.

This show was the funniest, love both the guests so much.

[FingerLakes]

I'm outta town fr a few days and I miss a chance to [timely] sexualize Keith? Why isn't there more discussion about this? Who are these blind people who voted "No"???

[Paraquat]

Was the 8 year old named Saffron?

https://youtu.be/kBfzyj08eVo

In response to Boaty McBoatface:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/25...ry-school.html

We hard The New Britain Yard Goats as a sports team for a while.
http://www.courant.com/sports/baseba...318-story.html

This is what happens when you give everyone a decision...

Chrissie is cute.

[theycallmepyro]

This morning, I scared the crap out fellow bus passengers when I burst out laughing at Mehran's 'generic lube' story. Listening to stoned Chrissie making capes was the highlight of my day.

[SpareBen]

Looking forward to the Chu and A perspective on this one - fascinating to see how Chrissie's path has diverged in the age of Trump - hard to imagine a fun conversation between her & KATG these days.