2442: Shindig

Michael's Servant · 08-04-2016, 12:00 AM

with Tanael Joachim – America vs. Haiti; troubled youths’ lessons; when not to tip; having multiple wives; Suicide Squad critic reviews; Keith vs. Space; waiting to masturbate; Apple deletes gun emoji; Paris Hilton afraid ISIS will attack her; football player deletes Pokémon Go over mind control; the non-benefits of flossing; Gawker files for Chapter 11

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My Sweaty Balls · 08-05-2016, 12:05 AM

My favourite flavour of runt is bacon

Tanael was great

Dean from Australia · 08-05-2016, 10:08 AM

I wonder if Mike Lawrence's head exploded during Keith's analysis of Suicide Squad.

Sparrow · 08-05-2016, 11:48 AM

i have /very/ strong feelings about Lime runts. Lime is the best candy flavor, just, in general with the exception of pineapple which you only see in gummy bears. skittles, popsicles, soda, jolly ranchers; i'll go lime every time.

Orange is an acceptable front runner. i mean, c'mon.

but, Banana, you guys? Banana. i'm disgusted and disappointed in each of you sickeningly sweet, dish soap tasting Banana runt eaters out there. jesus, just eat arsenic and do us all a favor. bunch of f-word-y r-words out there.

amnesiac · 08-05-2016, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I was here to say the same thing. Banana flavored candy always sucks. Actual bananas aren't even all that good, but the fake banana flavoring is downright offensive.

I completely agree on this side of the banana issue. Bananas suck and they can go to hell. There is never a good time to eat a banana.

Sparrow · 08-05-2016, 04:46 PM

i'll give fresh bananas their due: peanut butter, honey, and banana sandwiches; bananas, split and foster; banana nut bread; banana pudding. it's a good team player. fake banana flavoring, you may as well just spit in my face.

lizsquiz · 08-05-2016, 04:46 PM

All you weirdos who think Orange runts are anything but FILLER are crazy.

They're the runt-equivalent of yellow starbursts. Nobody's favorite. They're for giving to your friends.

Sparrow · 08-05-2016, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

..yellow starbursts. Nobody's favorite.

Amen.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-05-2016, 11:46 PM

Listening to the track from the Album - hilarious .. but ...

Is that Libby i can hear laughing in the audience ... shut the fuck up jeeze.

Sparrow · 08-06-2016, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia

my gun free society.

how's this taste? little bit like we broke the piss seal on Gold? hot lead and urine? damn right. drink up. U!S!A! U!S!A!

View Poll Results: What's your favorite Runt?
Cherry	8	22.22%
Strawberry	5	13.89%
Orange	7	19.44%
Lime	5	13.89%
Banana	11	30.56%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	i have /very/ strong feelings about Lime runts. Lime is the best candy flavor, just, in general with the exception of pineapple which you only see in gummy bears. skittles, popsicles, soda, jolly ranchers; i'll go lime every time. Orange is an acceptable front runner. i mean, c'mon. but, Banana, you guys? Banana. i'm disgusted and disappointed in each of you sickeningly sweet, dish soap tasting Banana runt eaters out there. jesus, just eat arsenic and do us all a favor. bunch of f-word-y r-words out there. Keith, shoebootie and amnesiac like this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	i'll give fresh bananas their due: peanut butter, honey, and banana sandwiches; bananas, split and foster; banana nut bread; banana pudding. it's a good team player. fake banana flavoring, you may as well just spit in my face. Keith and Jmsmittyroad like this.
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lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	All you weirdos who think Orange runts are anything but FILLER are crazy. They're the runt-equivalent of yellow starbursts. Nobody's favorite. They're for giving to your friends. Sparrow likes this.
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