2498: Very Inconclusive

dannyhatch · 10-24-2016, 04:58 PM

with Chris Cotton – Chanel Ali co-hosts: South Philadelphia; the San Francisco 49ers; Black Lives Matter; dyslexia; getting to know your spouse; being a fat kid and a fat adult; the horror of nature; Lenny Marcus’s wedding; edibles at a talk show taping; the voting debate; Michael and Marisela are expecting; Madonna will blow you; Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, The Infiltrator, and The Accountant reviewed

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robotparker · 10-25-2016, 11:21 AM

someone tell Chris that you don't have to pick between voting nationally and voting locally. you can do both!

Lanfear · 10-25-2016, 12:25 PM

Michelangelos David ...
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Sparrow · 10-25-2016, 12:29 PM

that reminds me…

Keith · 10-25-2016, 12:34 PM

Yep, both are fuckin' disgusting.

Lanfear · 10-25-2016, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Yep, both are fuckin' disgusting.

Well at least Davids penis can live on as super pretty in your mind

Enunciated Piffle · 10-25-2016, 12:52 PM

Oh. THAT'S what they look like? Hm.

You know how your arm gets lost in a jacket/ looking for a sleeve? Is that what's goin on with the pee hole there? Looks lost. Like a lost lil pee hole.

Sounds like work.

robotparker · 10-25-2016, 01:23 PM

it looks like one of those slippery water wiggler things that keep sliding out of your hand when you try to hold them. y'all remember those?

Sparrow · 10-25-2016, 01:55 PM

it's a little bit like that when you're giving it a handy.

Sparrow · 10-25-2016, 02:26 PM

RE: Madonna's blowjob

so, there's a thing called The Promise that if you're familiar with The Sweet Potato Queens you'll already know. The Promise is when you offer a blow job, with /zero/ intention of ever making good on it, to get something you want from a man. it's mostly done tongue in cheek, but it's surprisingly effective.

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10-24-2016, 04:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
dannyhatch Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,591	2498: Very Inconclusive with Chris Cotton – Chanel Ali co-hosts: South Philadelphia; the San Francisco 49ers; Black Lives Matter; dyslexia; getting to know your spouse; being a fat kid and a fat adult; the horror of nature; Lenny Marcus’s wedding; edibles at a talk show taping; the voting debate; Michael and Marisela are expecting; Madonna will blow you; Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, The Infiltrator, and The Accountant reviewed Guests: Chanel Ali Chris Cotton Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed __________________ http://twitter.com/dannyhatch DannyHatch.com "Stay sick. Don't get well." -- The Mountain Goats (shut up.)
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10-25-2016, 11:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
robotparker Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 511	someone tell Chris that you don't have to pick between voting nationally and voting locally. you can do both! MichaelApproved and Apia like this.
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10-25-2016, 12:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	Michelangelos David ... IMG_8893.JPG FingerLakes and Mermaid like this.
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10-25-2016, 12:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,757	Yep, both are fuckin' disgusting.
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10-25-2016, 12:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Oh. THAT'S what they look like? Hm. You know how your arm gets lost in a jacket/ looking for a sleeve? Is that what's goin on with the pee hole there? Looks lost. Like a lost lil pee hole. Sounds like work.
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10-25-2016, 01:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
robotparker Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 511	it looks like one of those slippery water wiggler things that keep sliding out of your hand when you try to hold them. y'all remember those? MichaelApproved likes this.
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10-25-2016, 01:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	it's a little bit like that when you're giving it a handy. arty likes this.
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10-25-2016, 02:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	RE: Madonna's blowjob so, there's a thing called The Promise that if you're familiar with The Sweet Potato Queens you'll already know. The Promise is when you offer a blow job, with /zero/ intention of ever making good on it, to get something you want from a man. it's mostly done tongue in cheek, but it's surprisingly effective. Last edited by Sparrow; 10-25-2016 at 02:32 PM.
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