2631: In the Army Now

Michael's Servant · 05-15-2017, 09:00 PM

with Benari Poulten – War; being Superman; military sexual assault; FBI translator marries into ISIS; MTV’s Rob & Big’s Big Black dies; 85-year-old dies climbing Mount Everest; choking to death on penis; James Comey’s firing and Sean Spicer’s stupidity; Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Snatched, and How to Be a Latin Lover reviewed

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Benari Poulten

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Archimedes_Screw · 05-16-2017, 09:30 AM

I voted yes for you Chemda I believe in you! Lol Seriously though, the tone you had on the prank show kinda scared me.

Archimedes_Screw · 05-16-2017, 09:32 AM

Shoot someone with a pistol and it's taken away. Stab someone and the knife is taken away. Choke someone to death with a dick and that murder pipe should be taken away.

Sparrow · 05-16-2017, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw

that murder pipe

if i had a penis, this is what i would call it.

snowflake · 05-29-2017, 06:14 AM

aw shit. my asshole ex who spoke arabic and german played "gangsta inferno" for me years ago but seemed both satisfied and disapointed when i liked it. i was so confused by his reaction when i started learning the lyrics and wanted to start following the guy online. that mf, my joyless ex, was stone cold stoic laughin at me! fuckin asshole!
i hate it when it takes me three fuckin years to realize the jokes on me...

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2631: In the Army Now with Benari Poulten – War; being Superman; military sexual assault; FBI translator marries into ISIS; MTV’s Rob & Big’s Big Black dies; 85-year-old dies climbing Mount Everest; choking to death on penis; James Comey’s firing and Sean Spicer’s stupidity; Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Snatched, and How to Be a Latin Lover reviewed Guest: Benari Poulten Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed
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Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	I voted yes for you Chemda I believe in you! Lol Seriously though, the tone you had on the prank show kinda scared me. The Girl and ThePinkSuperhero like this.
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Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	Shoot someone with a pistol and it's taken away. Stab someone and the knife is taken away. Choke someone to death with a dick and that murder pipe should be taken away. Keith and snowflake like this.
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snowflake Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 112	aw shit. my asshole ex who spoke arabic and german played "gangsta inferno" for me years ago but seemed both satisfied and disapointed when i liked it. i was so confused by his reaction when i started learning the lyrics and wanted to start following the guy online. that mf, my joyless ex, was stone cold stoic laughin at me! fuckin asshole! i hate it when it takes me three fuckin years to realize the jokes on me... Keith likes this.
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