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Old 05-19-2017, 01:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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2634: Pun Intended
with Joe Berkowitz – Accidentally sending an email about someone to them; Away with Words; sologomy; writers’ depression; cancelling White House press briefings; latest on the homeless internet café stabber; cops can’t break up your parties; the New York Post’s puns explained; comedian sues Conan O’Brien for joke thievery

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Isn't being alive a commitment to yourself that you can never divorce which is already annually celebrated? I just don't understand?
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When you marry yourself you're implying that you won't kill yourself while you're still alive, so that's a beautiful thing.
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Can I just say after having a few dialogues with Keith today I legitimately feel like I've met an idol. I'm so excited. HI KEITH AND CHEMDA!! This is a really exciting day for me!!! Xxxooo love you guys!!!
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I think back to all of the premarital sex I had #noregrets. Actually one regret. Totally misspelled the title lol god damn it.
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Can I just say after having a few dialogues with Keith today I legitimately feel like I've met an idol. I'm so excited. HI KEITH AND CHEMDA!! This is a really exciting day for me!!! Xxxooo love you guys!!!
so, we're all gonna be hanging out in /chat tonight at 7 PM EST with them. i expect you to be there. it'll be a hoot. bring your sunglasses.
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When you marry yourself you're implying that you won't kill yourself while you're still alive, so that's a beautiful thing.
'...until death do us part'. So, if she has an out of body experience has she broken a vow?

Did she use the old honor and cherish vow? If so it really does seem like she is over committing to narcissistic behavior that would make Trump take a second look.

Does this count as a same sex marriage?

Does she have two wedding rings, one for the bride and one for her other self?

Would it be funny if it turns out she is bipolar?
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Am I the only one that felt like Joe Berkowitz is Billy Procida's long lost fraternal twin?

While watching the show live I thought he looked like him & listening to the podcast this morning I thought he sounded like him (except for a teeny tiny lisp)

Billy has a twin!!
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need a *groan* option in the poll
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need a *groan* option in the poll
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