2661: Piss Adjacent

[Michael's Servant]

with Alison Klemp – To Catch a Predator; cohabitating (with a comedian); squirting; George Clooney’s billion dollar tequila; Ask KATG; the Naked Show and vomit; Curtis Armstrong vs. Tom Cruise

Guest:
Alison Klemp



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[Sparrow]

ladies, can we talk about this? i can and do squirt, but i do not get that accompanying super crazy orgasm everyone keeps talking about. it's almost the opposite. after the gush or the little spurt my pussy pretty much hangs it up for the day. it's done. i get dryer afterward and it's hard as hell for me to then achieve a clitoral orgasm if i try, so it's very possible i won't cum at all. it's like in the middle of this sweet ass technical move my sweetheart is rocking, my vag throws up the rest of the experience's wet at once so it can peace the fuck out.

[Keith]

Are we all on the same page? Squirt is a water fountain.

[Sparrow]

not always. sometimes it's a heavy gush of fluid other times it's a come atcha spurt, but it never looks like i'm pissing everywhere.

[Keith]

So I think that's the confusion. If the poll ends up 100% of vaginas then I think there's a disconnect.

Of course you cum!

Sometimes I dribble and sometimes I hit the ceiling fan.

[Sparrow]

sure, but fluid velocity isn't all there is to an orgasm. like a clit orgasm i can feel in all my muscle tissue like cold electricity, if i squirt there isn't any of that whole bodyness.

[Sparrow]

i think the conversation i want to have with my gal pals who voted yes, is the difference between your clitoral and your g-spot orgasms.

i can ride a clitoral orgasm like a rocket forever. glitter space waves. endless basket. with g-spot squirting stuff, it's very one and done exit stage right.

[Keith]

I gotta say, Ill never get the answer.

Do you spray orgasm juice a foot or two?

SPRAY! there's definitely confusion here.

[Sparrow]

i think i could hit that, yeah, jesus. but, there's this mythological (for me) super-mega roll your eyes back skin on fire orgasm that i was told would come with it.

[Keith]

Your honor.