2740: Cry Baby

Keith · 10-23-2017, 09:13 PM

with Jamie Aderski – The secrets of motherhood; odd commercial work and foot modeling; humanoid robot destroyed and soiled by perverts at electronic fair; Harvey Weinstein completes his week at rehab; magician David Blane and director James Toback accused of rape and sexual assault; Woody Allen’s latest sexually inappropriate movie

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Archimedes_Screw · 10-24-2017, 09:17 AM

My wife and I outsourced the birth of our children. 100% would recommend.

flerchin · 10-24-2017, 04:55 PM

Kids are fun to make! If you don't want any right now, just keep practicing anyway. :-D

Mermaid · 10-24-2017, 08:11 PM

Everything about birth seems so intense and gory.

Especially c-sections.

Literally digging out the organs of a person and throwing them on a side table then cutting through their uterus to pull an alien looking baby out.

Then just throwing the organs back in there and sewing them up.

It's such a morbid thing for the opposite of dying.

Then, this person who just had their entrails removed has to care for the little alien alone while recovering from surgery because paternal leave is mostly not a thing here.

[I hear C-sections are much better now. But my mom has a scar across her stomach from one hip to the other from two of them. Two decades later she got a hysterectomy that took twice as long as usual because of layers and layers of scar tissue the surgeon had to cut through.]

magentamalibu · 10-25-2017, 12:55 PM

Look at this lifestyle magazine:

Garden & Gun | Official Website of Garden & Gun Magazine

They do present it as sheer perfection. Beautiful Homes, Delicious Food, Vibrant Music, Rich Culture and, of course, Guns.

FingerLakes · 10-27-2017, 10:37 PM

UM
WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE ARE THE PICS OF KEITH'S FEET?
I PAY FOR PREMIUM CONTENT VIA THIS SERVICE!

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Mermaid Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Eating a moonpie Posts: 611	Everything about birth seems so intense and gory. Especially c-sections. Literally digging out the organs of a person and throwing them on a side table then cutting through their uterus to pull an alien looking baby out. Then just throwing the organs back in there and sewing them up. It's such a morbid thing for the opposite of dying. Then, this person who just had their entrails removed has to care for the little alien alone while recovering from surgery because paternal leave is mostly not a thing here. [I hear C-sections are much better now. But my mom has a scar across her stomach from one hip to the other from two of them. Two decades later she got a hysterectomy that took twice as long as usual because of layers and layers of scar tissue the surgeon had to cut through.]
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