3129: Safety First w/ Chris Hauselt

Michael's Servant · 08-07-2019, 04:30 PM

Delilah and fake radio interactions; gangster emojis; Fedbook and accidentally turning yourself in; Metallica fights off cougar attack; flight attendant has fun hiding in luggage compartment; woman claims her cat keeps turning off her morning phone alarm

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Chris Hauselt

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Bucho · 08-08-2019, 04:19 AM

Chemda, you simply MUST see Some Kind of Monster (documentary following cougar-repellent rock behemoths Metallica during the making of their St Anger album) and review it on the show for your adoring public.

1. It's about Metallica, who came up twice in this episode
2. You're a muso and it's about musos doing muso stuff
3. It's the feelingest feelings movie that ever feelingsed

p.s. I really dug this dude Chris Hauselt, hope we learn on LWoKATG he was on his best behind-the-scenes behaviour and will be invited back or I will be sad.

Keith · 08-08-2019, 04:22 AM

Chris rules. And Chemda saw the movie.

Wow, way to make sure she hates ALL movies...

Bucho · 08-08-2019, 05:38 AM

Aw, dang, I assumed because she was talking about Metallica as if they were as real-life badass as gangster rappers she must not have seen that doc which shows what a bunch of wieners they are in real life.

It was either that or suggest she watch Commando, given that we've now learned that hearing Chemda critique action movies for their cheeseball one-liners is one of the best things that can happen to ears.

The bottom line is that the goal of the show must be to have her talking more about movies, however we can make that happen.

Archimedes_Screw · 08-08-2019, 07:43 AM

Lethal face-sitting. LETHAL FACE-SITTING! The Boys is so good!

Sorin Markov · 08-08-2019, 08:24 AM

I have a game on my iPad for my cat, it’s a bunch of neon fish she can paw at to get points. She is lazy and usually ends up laying down and just bonking her nose on the screen.

My cat also loves to jump up on the tv stand and swat at the screen when I’m playing Mortal Kombat. I think she thinks she is giving me extra points.

There are times I will set a 12 hour loop of birds in a bird feeder video from YouTube for her as well.
https://youtu.be/CT53JdI09Sw

bag of lazers · 08-08-2019, 11:27 AM

The bit about radio being fake is totally true. I worked for a Clear Channel cluster for a few years. Eventually I described the job as "lying and pressing buttons".

thirteen · 08-08-2019, 11:47 AM

I only came here to add that Keith's voice for the cougar was verrry cute.

"I'm out."

Skyler · 08-09-2019, 12:05 AM

I just want to say this may be one of the best runs of KATG that I can remember. Every guest from Justin Smith to now have been an absolute banger. (Not that the ones before weren't great too. After over a decade telling my non-podcast listening friends to listen to this show, a few finally have started and it honestly couldn't be a stronger showing for them out of the gate than right now.

Keep up the amazing work!

Bucho · 08-09-2019, 07:31 PM

Here's some nice news Keith, turns out your beloved The Boys (with Kiwi actors as both lead good guy and lead bad guy, just saying) is beloved by a whole bunch of others too so they're going to make more The Boys.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultas.../#6aa5df7e4e83

View Poll Results: What’s the funniest thing flight attendants do?
Hide in the luggage compartments	4	11.11%
Tell well-worded jokes	11	30.56%
Act like they’re there for you but ignore any request you have	21	58.33%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

08-07-2019, 04:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	3129: Safety First w/ Chris Hauselt Delilah and fake radio interactions; gangster emojis; Fedbook and accidentally turning yourself in; Metallica fights off cougar attack; flight attendant has fun hiding in luggage compartment; woman claims her cat keeps turning off her morning phone alarm Guest: Chris Hauselt Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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08-08-2019, 04:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	Chemda, you simply MUST see Some Kind of Monster (documentary following cougar-repellent rock behemoths Metallica during the making of their St Anger album) and review it on the show for your adoring public. 1. It's about Metallica, who came up twice in this episode 2. You're a muso and it's about musos doing muso stuff 3. It's the feelingest feelings movie that ever feelingsed p.s. I really dug this dude Chris Hauselt, hope we learn on LWoKATG he was on his best behind-the-scenes behaviour and will be invited back or I will be sad. Scorpion, g001dfinger, Enunciated Piffle and 2 others like this.
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08-08-2019, 04:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,757	Chris rules. And Chemda saw the movie. Wow, way to make sure she hates ALL movies... The Girl, Scorpion, g001dfinger and 3 others like this.
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08-08-2019, 05:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	Aw, dang, I assumed because she was talking about Metallica as if they were as real-life badass as gangster rappers she must not have seen that doc which shows what a bunch of wieners they are in real life. It was either that or suggest she watch Commando, given that we've now learned that hearing Chemda critique action movies for their cheeseball one-liners is one of the best things that can happen to ears. The bottom line is that the goal of the show must be to have her talking more about movies, however we can make that happen. Keith, Scorpion, Lord of the Cock Rings and 2 others like this.
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08-08-2019, 07:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	Lethal face-sitting. LETHAL FACE-SITTING! The Boys is so good! Keith likes this.
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Sorin Markov Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 153	I have a game on my iPad for my cat, it’s a bunch of neon fish she can paw at to get points. She is lazy and usually ends up laying down and just bonking her nose on the screen. My cat also loves to jump up on the tv stand and swat at the screen when I’m playing Mortal Kombat. I think she thinks she is giving me extra points. There are times I will set a 12 hour loop of birds in a bird feeder video from YouTube for her as well. https://youtu.be/CT53JdI09Sw Keith, Bucho and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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08-08-2019, 11:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
bag of lazers Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: athens, ga Posts: 267	Radio The bit about radio being fake is totally true. I worked for a Clear Channel cluster for a few years. Eventually I described the job as "lying and pressing buttons". Keith, The Girl and Bucho like this.
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08-08-2019, 11:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,113	I only came here to add that Keith's voice for the cougar was verrry cute. "I'm out." Keith, The Girl and Bucho like this.
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08-09-2019, 12:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
Skyler Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 241	I just want to say this may be one of the best runs of KATG that I can remember. Every guest from Justin Smith to now have been an absolute banger. (Not that the ones before weren't great too. After over a decade telling my non-podcast listening friends to listen to this show, a few finally have started and it honestly couldn't be a stronger showing for them out of the gate than right now. Keep up the amazing work! Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 4 others like this.
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08-09-2019, 07:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	Here's some nice news Keith, turns out your beloved The Boys (with Kiwi actors as both lead good guy and lead bad guy, just saying) is beloved by a whole bunch of others too so they're going to make more The Boys. https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultas.../#6aa5df7e4e83 Pier777 and FingerLakes like this.
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