3139: Man on the Moon

Keith · 08-23-2019, 05:32 AM

Welcome to the second part of our 2-part series: Cat’s Cradle - Season 1. This is a collection of KATG clips covering the ultimate Cat-fishing. In this final part of the series, 6 more entertainers join Keith and Chemda as the hosts realize that making an old man’s libido jingle was only the beginning.

Guests:
Andrea Allan

Calvin Cato

Carrie Gravenson

Katharine Heller

Lucas Connolly

Lucie Pohl

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littlp · 08-23-2019, 09:16 AM

Omg you need a tear up warning for the beginning. Your mom sounds so sweet!

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littlp · 08-23-2019, 09:45 AM

Omg I forgot that there was a debate as to whether have 69 in the email address and then his dad makes up a sexual innuendo with 86.

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littlp · 08-23-2019, 11:13 AM

Holy shit I forgot he spent $1000 on a fucking walker!!! He’s not only an idiot as there is no reason to spend that much money on a fucking walker. He’s so selfish. His wife needs more assistance and he’s focused on getting the “best” walker. He got ripped off. He could have gotten a fucking scooter.

I don’t know if it is healthy for me to continue listening lol.

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littlp · 08-23-2019, 11:28 AM

I don’t know how your dad hasn’t fallen for a Nigerian prince scam or something else where he lost all of their money. He thinks so highly of himself. And cruise director-the fuck does he know about doing that. He would have been thrown overboard. Your mom deserves so much better.

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marykae · 08-23-2019, 11:49 AM

Hi pretend internet friends. Remember the time Chemda doubted me and then called me brilliant?

Sorry, called my idea the idea of one who is brilliant?

Now I'm for sure playing this for my kid.

Appreciate me Joey!

littlp · 08-23-2019, 11:52 AM

“Flesh salami” up there with jingling libido.

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Keith · 08-23-2019, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by littlp

I don’t know how your dad hasn’t fallen for a Nigerian prince scam or something else where he lost all of their money. He thinks so highly of himself.

Oh he has. My mom caught him taking the checkbook down to his office. She happened to catch that. When she asked why he needs the checkbook, he explained how Praise God a millionaire Prince somehow got wind of his good God-loving/fearing nature.

She took back the checkbook.

Archimedes_Screw · 08-23-2019, 03:51 PM

How funny would it be if your dad took off his mask and it was in fact Andy Kaufman the whole time?

What a ride. Holy fuck.

littlp · 08-24-2019, 12:10 AM

So most of my comments were meant for the first part. I’m dumb.

So there’s no way Keith’s dad can get an erection at this point with all of these supposed heart surgeries he has had. The blood isn’t pumping as efficiently and the body will focus on getting the blood to the vital organs versus to his jiggling libido. Also, given his age and overall health, he probably can’t control his bladder anymore and is probably at the very least dribbling urine. Happens to most people at that age.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,758	3139: Man on the Moon - Part 2 Welcome to the second part of our 2-part series: Cat’s Cradle - Season 1. This is a collection of KATG clips covering the ultimate Cat-fishing. In this final part of the series, 6 more entertainers join Keith and Chemda as the hosts realize that making an old man’s libido jingle was only the beginning. Guests: Andrea Allan Calvin Cato Carrie Gravenson Katharine Heller Lucas Connolly Lucie Pohl Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl, Archimedes_Screw and PippaMags like this.
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,095	Omg you need a tear up warning for the beginning. Your mom sounds so sweet! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 3 others like this.
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,095	Omg I forgot that there was a debate as to whether have 69 in the email address and then his dad makes up a sexual innuendo with 86. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl, panicBoy and 3 others like this.
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08-23-2019, 11:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,095	Holy shit I forgot he spent $1000 on a fucking walker!!! He’s not only an idiot as there is no reason to spend that much money on a fucking walker. He’s so selfish. His wife needs more assistance and he’s focused on getting the “best” walker. He got ripped off. He could have gotten a fucking scooter. I don’t know if it is healthy for me to continue listening lol. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, Scorpion and porky2468 like this.
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08-23-2019, 11:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,095	I don’t know how your dad hasn’t fallen for a Nigerian prince scam or something else where he lost all of their money. He thinks so highly of himself. And cruise director-the fuck does he know about doing that. He would have been thrown overboard. Your mom deserves so much better. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, Scorpion and otterintheflightdeck like this.
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marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	Hi pretend internet friends. Remember the time Chemda doubted me and then called me brilliant? Sorry, called my idea the idea of one who is brilliant? Now I'm for sure playing this for my kid. Appreciate me Joey! Keith, Scorpion, panicBoy and 4 others like this. Last edited by marykae; 08-23-2019 at 11:56 AM.
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,095	So most of my comments were meant for the first part. I’m dumb. So there’s no way Keith’s dad can get an erection at this point with all of these supposed heart surgeries he has had. The blood isn’t pumping as efficiently and the body will focus on getting the blood to the vital organs versus to his jiggling libido. Also, given his age and overall health, he probably can’t control his bladder anymore and is probably at the very least dribbling urine. Happens to most people at that age. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ My husband is an artist! Check out his stuff @ http://www.jjmartwork.com/
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