3462: The Name Game w/ Abbi Crutchfield

Keith · 10-20-2021, 05:26 PM

Up Early Tonight’s Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith and Chemda to discuss celebrity kids’ names, Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina being on fire, the law vs. psychicology, the wonder of ebikes, and lockjaw blowjobs. They chat about a deadly plane crash with a plane carrying a Will You Marry Me? sign, William Shatner’s journey into space, and the new bi-Superman. Carole Baskin is back for all you cool cats and kittens, and the trio talks about drinking your own pee vs. so-called clean toilet water.

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Svage · 10-20-2021, 08:59 PM

Drinking your piss talk? Better call Kevin Allison..

Keith, I loved that joke at the end, it was like a rap album skit.

Apia resurrected · 10-21-2021, 12:28 AM

Knowing about toilet water is very informative, a poll about if people had their kids intentionally would be cool too.
We at least did.

Apia resurrected · 10-21-2021, 01:33 AM

Toilet water is the same as the water in the shower? It's just water until it's in the toilet. Or do you have extra pipes for it in America?

Keith · 10-21-2021, 01:41 AM

Oh, look who's interested in toilet water. Welcome to the party.

Apia resurrected · 10-21-2021, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Oh, look who's interested in toilet water. Welcome to the party.

I'm not toilet waterphob. Some of my friends are toilet water.

Sparrow · 10-21-2021, 09:59 AM

haven’t listened yet, but initial thoughts on the poll are as follows:

i have kidney probs, so i stay ultra hydrated at all times. seriously, water filters through my internal, organic Appalachian rock bed and comes out like Fiji water. it’s dispensed through my gold star labia. my pussy tastes like Valhalla. you could do worse than drinking my piss. #kombucha

toilet water sits in an environment where you cannot sanitize the shit particles enough to convince me to drink it. you want giardia? that’s how you get giardia.

DeathInGrasp · 10-21-2021, 10:11 AM

I chose toilet water assuming the loop hole that I could scoop it from the top/reservoir area and not from the toilet bowl.

Keith · 10-21-2021, 12:02 PM

There's one in every crowd ...

jcro21 · 10-22-2021, 09:30 AM

If I had even 12 hours to prepare a nice hydrated, 95%-water piss I'd definitely go for that. Otherwise I'd be having flashbacks to every awful thing I've ever done in that toilet and lose it.

View Poll Results: Which would you rather drink?
Your own pee	10	47.62%
Toilet water	11	52.38%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

10-20-2021, 05:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,760	3462: The Name Game w/ Abbi Crutchfield Up Early Tonight’s Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith and Chemda to discuss celebrity kids’ names, Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina being on fire, the law vs. psychicology, the wonder of ebikes, and lockjaw blowjobs. They chat about a deadly plane crash with a plane carrying a Will You Marry Me? sign, William Shatner’s journey into space, and the new bi-Superman. Carole Baskin is back for all you cool cats and kittens, and the trio talks about drinking your own pee vs. so-called clean toilet water. Guest: Abbi Crutchfield Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl and Svage like this.
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10-20-2021, 08:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Svage Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Palm Springs, Ca Posts: 530	Drinking your piss talk? Better call Kevin Allison.. Keith, I loved that joke at the end, it was like a rap album skit. Keith, The Girl, thirteen and 1 others like this.
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10-21-2021, 12:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	Knowing about toilet water is very informative, a poll about if people had their kids intentionally would be cool too. We at least did.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	Toilet water is the same as the water in the shower? It's just water until it's in the toilet. Or do you have extra pipes for it in America? Last edited by Apia resurrected; 10-21-2021 at 09:57 AM.
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10-21-2021, 01:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,760	Oh, look who's interested in toilet water. Welcome to the party. The Girl and Apia resurrected like this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	haven’t listened yet, but initial thoughts on the poll are as follows: i have kidney probs, so i stay ultra hydrated at all times. seriously, water filters through my internal, organic Appalachian rock bed and comes out like Fiji water. it’s dispensed through my gold star labia. my pussy tastes like Valhalla. you could do worse than drinking my piss. #kombucha toilet water sits in an environment where you cannot sanitize the shit particles enough to convince me to drink it. you want giardia? that’s how you get giardia. Keith, jcro21, picard102 and 3 others like this.
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DeathInGrasp Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: Midwest Posts: 97	I chose toilet water assuming the loop hole that I could scoop it from the top/reservoir area and not from the toilet bowl.
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10-21-2021, 12:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,760	There's one in every crowd ... DeathInGrasp likes this.
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10-22-2021, 09:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
jcro21 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 325	If I had even 12 hours to prepare a nice hydrated, 95%-water piss I'd definitely go for that. Otherwise I'd be having flashbacks to every awful thing I've ever done in that toilet and lose it. Keith and Svage like this.
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