3575: Scream w/ Mary Jo Pehl and Chris Gersbeck

Keith · 08-22-2022, 05:02 PM

Mary Jo Pehl and Chris Gersbeck return to cover a wide range of topics. Let’s see here … Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation is breaking computers, Mariah Carey is fighting legally to be the Queen of Christmas, and Dennis Rodman is ready to free Brittney Griner. Meanwhile, Russia overtook a Ukraine nuclear power plant, a white teacher in Rochester, NY had his black 7th-grade social studies class pick cotton and wear handcuffs and shackles as a slavery lesson, and Deshaun Watson’s multiple sexual assault punishment went from sitting out 6 games to sitting out 11 games. Ready to listen? Let’s have some fun!

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Chris Gersbeck

Mary Jo Pehl

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Apia resurrected · 08-22-2022, 05:26 PM

Mariah is not for me. I just don't feel it.

rodimusprime · 08-22-2022, 09:33 PM

I voted yes in the poll. I say we have a battle to the death to prove it though.

Snikki · 08-23-2022, 01:14 PM

Hearing Xerxes run someone through a mic check and getting ready for the show is like ASMR. He's like the Bob Ross of tech.

CsisandDesist · 08-23-2022, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rodimusprime

I voted yes in the poll. I say we have a battle to the death to prove it though.

Okay, but whose death? Mariah?

bluenova · 08-25-2022, 09:31 AM

Chemda's comments about January babies are so true. I feel like the people born close to holidays do get more credit about the shitty timing, but people in January not really. I was born later in January, so far away enough that people don't think about it in advance, but close enough that I have to hear my whole life before receiving a gift(or not) an apology and explanation that they don't have money because of Christmas. Even from my own parents, but they did wait until after I turned 18 to have a disclaimer when calling me. I stopped telling friends my birthday so I would have less people telling me Happy Birthday, sorry they are broke.

One good thing about a January birthday though is it is usually before everyone else I know, so it means other people make the choice first and so I'm clear of guilt if I decide to do the same.

rodimusprime · 08-25-2022, 10:40 AM

Here's the wild part about Deshaun Watson. He doesn't get paid for the games he's suspended. BUUUUUUT he has a new contract that has the most guaranteed money ever to any player in NFL history. He knew he was going to be suspended this year. So his current contract has the minimum salary requirement for this year.

So no matter how many games he's suspended for this season he won't miss out on much money because the contract doesn't really start paying him money until NEXT year. That's why they fined him 5 million dollars. Which still isn't THAT much because he's getting the most money ever given to a player.

Disgusting.

Apia resurrected · 08-25-2022, 10:52 AM

I like Christmas because I've found the magic ingredient. It's low expectations. It really works. Plus it's cheap.
My expectations are not to work, having time to read and hike with the other 3 people I my house.

bag of lazers · 08-26-2022, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CsisandDesist

Okay, but whose death? Mariah?

Well it can't be her, for Mariah is eternal.

CsisandDesist · 08-26-2022, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bag of lazers

Well it can't be her, for Mariah is eternal.

Oh god I hope not.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,757	3575: Scream w/ Mary Jo Pehl and Chris Gersbeck Mary Jo Pehl and Chris Gersbeck return to cover a wide range of topics. Let’s see here … Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation is breaking computers, Mariah Carey is fighting legally to be the Queen of Christmas, and Dennis Rodman is ready to free Brittney Griner. Meanwhile, Russia overtook a Ukraine nuclear power plant, a white teacher in Rochester, NY had his black 7th-grade social studies class pick cotton and wear handcuffs and shackles as a slavery lesson, and Deshaun Watson’s multiple sexual assault punishment went from sitting out 6 games to sitting out 11 games. Ready to listen? Let’s have some fun! Guests: Chris Gersbeck Mary Jo Pehl Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl and Apia resurrected like this.
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bluenova Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 167	Chemda's comments about January babies are so true. I feel like the people born close to holidays do get more credit about the shitty timing, but people in January not really. I was born later in January, so far away enough that people don't think about it in advance, but close enough that I have to hear my whole life before receiving a gift(or not) an apology and explanation that they don't have money because of Christmas. Even from my own parents, but they did wait until after I turned 18 to have a disclaimer when calling me. I stopped telling friends my birthday so I would have less people telling me Happy Birthday, sorry they are broke. One good thing about a January birthday though is it is usually before everyone else I know, so it means other people make the choice first and so I'm clear of guilt if I decide to do the same. The Girl likes this.
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rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,370	Here's the wild part about Deshaun Watson. He doesn't get paid for the games he's suspended. BUUUUUUT he has a new contract that has the most guaranteed money ever to any player in NFL history. He knew he was going to be suspended this year. So his current contract has the minimum salary requirement for this year. So no matter how many games he's suspended for this season he won't miss out on much money because the contract doesn't really start paying him money until NEXT year. That's why they fined him 5 million dollars. Which still isn't THAT much because he's getting the most money ever given to a player. Disgusting. Keith and The Girl like this. __________________ www.theblackguywhotips.com www.twitter.com/rodimusprime The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast
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