3849: Say Something

[Keith]

I hope your labors are going well! Don’t forget to celebrate! Meanwhile, Keith takes some TikTok challenges, reads listener non-feedback, follows the latest stories, and discusses the man with the world’s largest penis (although no one called Keith to check with him).

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[littlp]

The judge story is so infuriating because how are those kids going to have any trust in the system after that? Or rather I guess it was a good lesson, you can’t trust the system. No compassion or wondering why the teenager was so tired. Glad he was taken off the docket.


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[littlp]

The only reason I can see kids being at those jobs is if the parent didn’t have anyone that could watch them. Not a lot of daycares are open that late. Other than that I agree that kids shouldn’t be in a liquor store with their parent. It is illegal in Indiana.


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[shoebootie]

I refused to do any labors yesterday. I hired a shabbas goy as a special treat.

[litlokc]

The liquor store owner is a genius. No one expects an 8 year old girl, to be the stores security. I'm thinking the 8 year old master security agent, will look like they are playing, but are actually keeping that close eye on every customer. During the agents "day = awake" cycle, are never tired, can run for miles and strike with deadly weapons. During the "night = sleep" cycle, they appear to be sleeping. All little girls really need is a little training on spiders are not your enemy and a year of little league softball. Boom, Sleep Security Agents.

[litlokc]

Keith, did you notice how Liz does not seem scared? That is because she lives with a qualified security agent! We also know this agent, has access to a baseball / softball bat. Be careful to NEVER eat the last raisin oatmeal cookie... perhaps I've said too much

[Keith]

Heard. But we just won The Newlywed Game last night in chat so I have to trust her.

(AGAINST A COUPLE TOGETHER OVER 22 YEARS!)

[litlokc]

Going back to the liquor store, being defended by 8 year old girl. Imagine that little girl was Karen, hitting the robber with the bat. Whack, "Oh Noooo", Whack, "Thank you, Sweetie for messing with us today"..... Maybe this little girl was Super Religious too. Whack, "Satan get out of him!" Whack, "I cast you out demon" Whack, "Thou shall not Steal, That mean you!!!"