3887: Watch the Throne (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie Gravenson

[Keith]

Keith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards.

Guest:
Carrie Gravenson



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[shoebootie]

Your lease won't be renewed after he gets to sugar walls.

[Keith]

Then he’s gonna be in some biiiiig trouble…

[littlp]

Our adoption lawyer had a colonoscopy the day of our mediation. It took everything in me to not be like…are you sure? Because I tell all my patients they’ll need to camp out in the bathroom. He ended up having to do it through Zoom because he ended up throwing up. He at least still showed up so it didn’t delay the adoption. I’m a geriatric social worker by the way and pretty much 100% of the time, they had not been told to expect to shit all day. Only the ones who had one before or if their spouse had one knew. I don’t understand why doctors are so fucking hesitant to be real about stuff like this. The social worker shouldn’t be the one to discuss these things-I’ll keep doing it because people deserve to be warned. I ended up listening to the episode after the colonoscopy so sorry I couldn’t warn you Keith.


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[RichSPK]

Originally Posted by littlp

pretty much 100% of the time, they had not been told to expect to shit all day.

Now that you mention it, I may have learned what to expect from a Robert Schimmel bit.
https://youtu.be/_7yVZ4aY8aw?si=EqBUOl0KWfWuImub

I live alone and found it very inconvenient that they required me to find someone to drive me home afterward. I planned to take the bus home. I have complete amnesia from the time they started anesthesia to the next morning, I think. I don't remember getting a ride home at all. Even if I could have walked home, some stranger could have taken complete advantage of me. I don't even know how loopy I might have seemed afterward.