4014: 1-800-799-SAFE w/ Laura, then; Felicia Gillespie and Craig Klein

Keith · 10-08-2026, 09:52 AM

Keith not only introduced Laura to jaywalking and using a water cup to steal $6 theme park soda, he introduced her to the idea of sharing food!!! The duo also discusses a listener thanking KATG for helping their friend leave her violent husband as well as talking about the death of The Howard Stern Show’s Big Black. We then look back at Felicia Gillespie’s bravely recalling the abuse of comedian Pat Dixon. [WARNING: Keith has his ebike. Look all ways.]

Guests:
Craig Klein

Felicia Gillespie

Laura

Pat Dixon

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Keith · 10-08-2026, 11:57 AM

I assume it'll let me know, but any bike names pop in your heads?

Newsy · 10-08-2026, 04:00 PM

Now I see where I get this behavior from. The urge to put what I find odd about my friends on the internet, hoping they see the good natured ribbing in it. It’s the Keith Malley affect and I’ve been indoctrinated since 2007!

I was like savagely selfish as a kid. I remember my brother asking for one of my chicken nuggets and me crashing out on him. Now, I offer snacks (chips, cookies) to friends, rarely my entree. I just assume everyone got what they wanted. Want more? Order more for yourself you broke ass! I like having my leftovers and yes one bit One Bite from you will Ruin that.

Okay maybe I haven’t changed.

Going to see Jay Jurden tonight! Comedy!

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Bucho · 10-08-2026, 06:11 PM

These Keith & Laura Show eps are so fun it almost feels wrong I don't have to pay for them.

thirteen · 10-09-2026, 05:28 PM

I offer my food to others, but I usually try it first. And I do offer leftovers before I take them home.

There were times when I had less money and really looked forward to my leftovers though.

I dated one person who would get offended that I didn't offer my food to them and would also offer up my food to their friends. These friends were freeloaders who never paid for their own stuff. Get bent, losers. So glad I'm not with that person anymore.

Keith · 10-09-2026, 06:16 PM

What the fuck?! No shit they can kick rocks and get bent!

That’d be funny if Laura misunderstood and started offering people MY food.

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10-08-2026, 09:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,301	4014: 1-800-799-SAFE w/ Laura, then; Felicia Gillespie and Craig Klein Keith not only introduced Laura to jaywalking and using a water cup to steal $6 theme park soda, he introduced her to the idea of sharing food!!! The duo also discusses a listener thanking KATG for helping their friend leave her violent husband as well as talking about the death of The Howard Stern Show’s Big Black. We then look back at Felicia Gillespie’s bravely recalling the abuse of comedian Pat Dixon. [WARNING: Keith has his ebike. Look all ways.] Guests: Craig Klein Felicia Gillespie Laura Pat Dixon Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed RichSPK likes this.
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10-08-2026, 11:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,301	I assume it'll let me know, but any bike names pop in your heads?
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10-08-2026, 04:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Newsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 929	Now I see where I get this behavior from. The urge to put what I find odd about my friends on the internet, hoping they see the good natured ribbing in it. It’s the Keith Malley affect and I’ve been indoctrinated since 2007! I was like savagely selfish as a kid. I remember my brother asking for one of my chicken nuggets and me crashing out on him. Now, I offer snacks (chips, cookies) to friends, rarely my entree. I just assume everyone got what they wanted. Want more? Order more for yourself you broke ass! I like having my leftovers and yes one bit One Bite from you will Ruin that. Okay maybe I haven’t changed. Going to see Jay Jurden tonight! Comedy! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, RichSPK and thirteen like this. __________________ my site Don't do bad stuff.
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,906	These Keith & Laura Show eps are so fun it almost feels wrong I don't have to pay for them. Keith likes this.
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10-09-2026, 05:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,136	I offer my food to others, but I usually try it first. And I do offer leftovers before I take them home. There were times when I had less money and really looked forward to my leftovers though. I dated one person who would get offended that I didn't offer my food to them and would also offer up my food to their friends. These friends were freeloaders who never paid for their own stuff. Get bent, losers. So glad I'm not with that person anymore. Keith likes this.
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10-09-2026, 06:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,301	What the fuck?! No shit they can kick rocks and get bent! That’d be funny if Laura misunderstood and started offering people MY food. RichSPK likes this.
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