157: Jani Lane

Keith · 10-19-2005, 02:31 AM

"Good for you you got fat."

fatjanilane · 10-19-2005, 04:03 AM

Okay, Jani was cool and the interview was very good (except for Keith's fawning)...but his music still SUCKS!

germuhknee · 10-19-2005, 04:51 AM

Mice have to make a living too. Did it deserve to die just because you slobs leave breadcrumbs all over the place??

Next time do a catch-and-release. You could even tag the mouse first, put a keithandthegirl.com collar on it or something like that. Then release it somewhere where it will get a lot of attention, like in a Catholic girls' school.

Walter Sobchak · 10-19-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by germuhknee

Mice have to make a living too. Did it deserve to die just because you slobs leave breadcrumbs all over the place??

Next time do a catch-and-release. You could even tag the mouse first, put a keithandthegirl.com collar on it or something like that. Then release it somewhere where it will get a lot of attention, like in a Catholic girls' school.

Pussy. Next time, shoot it with a gun. Or get a cat, it's fun to watch them drop the tails off.

Then toss the corpse out the window with keith and the girl sticker... See, problem solved.

ElScooby · 10-19-2005, 10:04 AM

" I just keep pissing " " I'm so sorry " HAHAHAHAHAHA

MichaelG · 10-19-2005, 10:41 AM

Not a bad interview, To bad most of it was all about a TV Show No One Saw.
"The Sober but Not Neutered' comment would of been good if JL Caught it.
It was a cool conversation. I wonder if Keet needed a towel to clean up after the interview.

Glad the Police didn't lock you up. Did you get any photos of your Stenciling? The stencil could be used as a logo, you know the Tough look, with Paint Dripping and the logo on a pole or the sidewalk.

If any of you fucktards want to catch and release the Rat I have in my Garage. Please stop by. Just get here before it has babies or I kill the fucker.

Luis · 10-19-2005, 11:01 AM

At the sukkot day (how's it spelled?) the jews have to sleep in a tent in front of their houses to remember the efforts their forefathers made in the desert after escaping from egypt.

Foetus · 10-19-2005, 11:53 AM

Ok... I defended you to my girlfriend when you completely pussed out during the interview with the "America, We Stand as One" guy... but after making fun of Fat Jani Lane for WEEKS, you slobbered all over his cockmeat during the 'interview' as if you and he were going to be best friends afterwards. You made ONE comment about him being fat, and you said it while he *and* Chemda were talking, so there's no way he even heard it. I was waiting for you to slip into your "Fat Jani Lane" voice, or make fun of the records he made that you *didn't* like. Nothin'. I can't remember which Corey you're planning on interviewing, but if it's Feldman, and you DON'T ask him what Michael Jackson's balls taste like... well... I'll still listen 'cause you're funny.... and you already have my money for the CD/DVD. So... hrm... I guess I got nothin'.

germuhknee · 10-19-2005, 12:01 PM

Gotta disagree. Keith may be an asshole, but he is a polite asshole (when the circumstances warrant it).

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Originally Posted by Foetus

Ok... I defended you to my girlfriend when you completely pussed out during the interview with the "America, We Stand as One" guy... but after making fun of Fat Jani Lane for WEEKS, you slobbered all over his cockmeat during the 'interview' as if you and he were going to be best friends afterwards. You made ONE comment about him being fat, and you said it while he *and* Chemda were talking, so there's no way he even heard it. I was waiting for you to slip into your "Fat Jani Lane" voice, or make fun of the records he made that you *didn't* like. Nothin'. I can't remember which Corey you're planning on interviewing, but if it's Feldman, and you DON'T ask him what Michael Jackson's balls taste like... well... I'll still listen 'cause you're funny.... and you already have my money for the CD/DVD. So... hrm... I guess I got nothin'.

Eri · 10-19-2005, 02:03 PM

I think flyers and spray chalk would be safer. I don't think you get arrested for spray chalk. Just an idea. If you wanna get really leet, there is dissolvable paper you could print the flyers on disolvable paper then you couldnt get nailed for littering either. Also, on a similar note, you could fnord bills. Make a K&TG stamp and start stamping your 1's. If you use wasable ink.. hehe anyhow, the discordians do this and I always thought it was a fun idea. Later ~Eri

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fatjanilane Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 11	Jani Lane Okay, Jani was cool and the interview was very good (except for Keith's fawning)...but his music still SUCKS!
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10-19-2005, 04:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
germuhknee Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 687	That poor mouse! Mice have to make a living too. Did it deserve to die just because you slobs leave breadcrumbs all over the place?? Next time do a catch-and-release. You could even tag the mouse first, put a keithandthegirl.com collar on it or something like that. Then release it somewhere where it will get a lot of attention, like in a Catholic girls' school.
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ElScooby Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 14	" I just keep pissing " " I'm so sorry " HAHAHAHAHAHA
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10-19-2005, 10:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Not a bad interview, To bad most of it was all about a TV Show No One Saw. "The Sober but Not Neutered' comment would of been good if JL Caught it. It was a cool conversation. I wonder if Keet needed a towel to clean up after the interview. Glad the Police didn't lock you up. Did you get any photos of your Stenciling? The stencil could be used as a logo, you know the Tough look, with Paint Dripping and the logo on a pole or the sidewalk. If any of you fucktards want to catch and release the Rat I have in my Garage. Please stop by. Just get here before it has babies or I kill the fucker.
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Luis Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 45	At the sukkot day (how's it spelled?) the jews have to sleep in a tent in front of their houses to remember the efforts their forefathers made in the desert after escaping from egypt.
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10-19-2005, 11:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
Foetus Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2	Keet grows a vagina Ok... I defended you to my girlfriend when you completely pussed out during the interview with the "America, We Stand as One" guy... but after making fun of Fat Jani Lane for WEEKS, you slobbered all over his cockmeat during the 'interview' as if you and he were going to be best friends afterwards. You made ONE comment about him being fat, and you said it while he and Chemda were talking, so there's no way he even heard it. I was waiting for you to slip into your "Fat Jani Lane" voice, or make fun of the records he made that you didn't like. Nothin'. I can't remember which Corey you're planning on interviewing, but if it's Feldman, and you DON'T ask him what Michael Jackson's balls taste like... well... I'll still listen 'cause you're funny.... and you already have my money for the CD/DVD. So... hrm... I guess I got nothin'.
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10-19-2005, 02:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
Eri Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 60	instead of spray paint I think flyers and spray chalk would be safer. I don't think you get arrested for spray chalk. Just an idea. If you wanna get really leet, there is dissolvable paper you could print the flyers on disolvable paper then you couldnt get nailed for littering either. Also, on a similar note, you could fnord bills. Make a K&TG stamp and start stamping your 1's. If you use wasable ink.. hehe anyhow, the discordians do this and I always thought it was a fun idea. Later ~Eri
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