Show Notes

• — It Can’t Get Better: The Space Shuttle Atlantis launched and people pretend to give a shit
• — The Mission: Keith enjoyed Band of Brothers, but why didn’t they wear their helmets sometimes?
• — You Can’t Live Here: Hitler’s birthplace has revoked his honorary citizenship. Too little too late?
• — Stay Strong: Firefighter Chick found a dead body in her hot tub and now she doesn’t know what to do
• — My Window: Lindsey’s sister was a wild child, sometimes making Lindsey pee into a cup so she could pass a drug test
• — Innocence: Kelly dated a 24-year-old when she was only 16
• — For Me?: Micah Sherman did a weird thing when he gave Keith flowers
• — Don’t Tell: A woman tried to kill her roommate with an antifreeze smoothie, and a snitch allowed her to be caught
• — Weenies: Kobayashi cheated in his bootleg competitive eating
• — Out Of Line: The News of The World has hacked over 40,000 people’s phones and mined their personal information for gossip and news
• — Bad Throw: Shannon Stone died after falling from the left field stands while trying to catch a ball tossed to him at a Texas Rangers game
• — Dicknatized: According to a study, women are more into hot and heavy sex than men, who prefer cuddling and tender kissing
• — Arcade Fire: A real band or an SNL skit?
• — Daddy Issues: If your girlfriend loves you more when you treat her like shit, she shouldn’t be your girlfriend
• — You Fat Cow!: A woman is inspired to lose weight by a burglar who tried to tie her up but realized his rope wasn’t big enough to fit around her disgusting fat body