Show Notes

• — Four More Years: Besse Cooper, the world's oldest living person, recently turned 116
• — Ego: Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer brag about their upcoming self-titled show on MTV
• — Hide My Disdain: Nikki and Sara are tired of putting up with shitty co-panelists
• — Mustard Stains: Having your own show means hurting your friends' feelings
• — Burning Heels: Waiting in line at a club is nearly as fun as being garrotted
• — Finish Strong: Danny Hatch wafts his wisdom through the Internet via Tumblr and That's the Show with Danny
• — Classy: Keith is interviewing Myka Fox so as to ruin their friendship for the sake of entertainment
• — Super Grumpy: Being mean is not okay even if you're perioding
• — Bad: Nikki once threw up after a night of verbal abuse from an old boyfriend, and Sara is still affected by the criticisms of an ex
• — We Hate People: Nikki doesn't want to release a CD for fear of judgment
• — Actually: Sexy-Ex-Intern Mike learned to be nicer in response to criticisms from Keith and Chemda
• — Take That Load: Superman is dating Wonder Woman according to Us Weekly
• — Dick On Your Mouth: A Ukraine art installation legally mandates marriage between participants
• — Road Rage: A Montana man pretended to be Bigfoot and got run over and killed. Nikki once hit a child molester with her car.