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Robert Kelly

Comedian known for his appearances on Louie and his podcast You Know What Dude!
Robert Kelly has been on 4 shows

Classics 5: Just the Tip

with Robert Kelly December 26, 2014

Show Notes

  • — Warm Cake: Sticking the tip of your penis into a warm and moist vagina is such a great feeling for everyone
  • — Show Me Your Diaper: A 95-year-old woman was forced to remove her diaper because her dried and caked urine posed a possible terrorist threat at the airport
  • — Desensitizing Your Sex Life: Robert Kelly has trouble doing anything dirty with his wife because he views her as a pure woman
  • — Unplugged From The Matrix: Robert talks about his sex-capades and why we do crazy sexual things
  • — Blood And Tears: It’s okay to cry, and Robert finds period sex to be on par with poop sex
  • — Good Choice: Having other men hit on your girl confirms that you are dating a hot-ass woman
  • — We Are Having Sex: Sex with a black girl is a way different experience than trying to warm up your average white chick
  • — Circle Jerks: If you didn’t at least masturbate in front of your buddies as a kid, there might be something wrong with you
  • — Something Happened: The first time Keith jerked off, he was in the same position as when you receive the body of Christ at church
  • — Giving and Receiving: Not all girls getting dick pics from famous dudes are in it for the money and fame
  • — Power and Violence: Robert was physically abused by his step-father for years and years until one day he took a stand
  • — Thanks Pal: Isn't it a shame that comics can’t feel anything or relate to their friend’s feelings?
  • — Milking Me: Jim Norton doesn’t like threesomes. I don’t want to bang a she-male, so I can relate to that.
  • — School: Robert wishes he could go back and learn the basics of math and grammar
  • — Severing Ties: Robert doesn’t want to reconnect with his abusive stepfather
  • — Worth It: Robert isn't going to avoid saying something funny on stage just because his wife might be offended
  • — Just A Sip: Robert had his first drink in the 1st grade, but has been sober for 25 years now
  • — Go Tiger: Tiger Woods finally got an ad endorsement. For topical cream. In Japan.
  • — Pulling Out: Anthony Weiner’s creepy looking wife is finally leaving him
  • — Borders: Everybody cheats in their head, unless you’re Chris Hansen, then you do it for real

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