Show Notes

• — A True Professional: Dan St. Germain, who only needed 1 re-do for his introduction, is in studio
• — Trading Up: Dan and his girlfriend, who he was immensely in love with, broke up because she moved to San Francisco. So he got a handjob at a massage parlor.
• — Not Handling It Well: The gang discusses listener feedback regarding Dave Chappelle’s controversial departure from Comedy Central
• — Soccer Goons: America enters its first World Cup 2014 match. Keith knew they were Ghana win.
• — $50 In His Pocket: Macklemore, known for extolling the virtues of thrift shops and not buying $50 t-shirts, is selling t-shirts for $50
• — The Great Radio Controversy: Keith is seeing Tesla with former intern Kyle; Dan’s never heard of Tesla or the song ‘Signs.’
• — I’m A Her Now: ABC News producer Don/Dawn Ennis, who briefly chose to live his life as a woman before reverting and claiming he suffered from amnesia, has decided that he is a woman again
• — No Service: According to a new study, cell phones in pants pockets negatively affect sperm count and mobility
• — Dem Babies: Mariah Carey tried to pass off a picture of her that aired on Oprah in 1997 as being current
• — Very Good Luck: Starbucks is offering 2 years of free college tuition for its employees through a partnership with Arizona State University