Show Notes

• — Sheep: Big Jay Oakerson did stand-up opening for Korn and survived by annihilating hecklers
• — Teddy Bear: Women love Jay despite him being fat and married
• — True Friends: Jay's comedian friends talked him out of getting a 666 tattoo
• — Sinful: Jay had a kid with his wife several years before they were married
• — Homo: Jay barely drinks and takes a beer onstage mostly for show
• — FUBU: Jay did a show at a ski resort and punched an audience member unconscious in the middle of his set
• — Hammer Pants: Jay bought fad clothes as a kid and modeled them for his mom
• — Scrooge McDuck: 19% of KATG listeners are a part of the infamous 1%
• — Foreign Labor: Cat got a job in New York and Keith is counting the days to his retirement
• — Exploitation: The band Disturbed made Jay grovel to go on a second Korn tour and then fired him
• — Oh Well: 52% of KATG listeners believe the political and corporate machine is too big to change
• — Muppet Body: Jay lived with Joe DeRosa and they shared a dick-on-cheek moment
• — Ethnic: Black comedy crowds get mad at gay humor
• — Research: Hilary Swank was hired to make a friendly speech at a party for a corrupt Chechen dictator
• — Normal People: Vanessa Hessler was fired from an ad campaign after speaking positively about her affair with Gaddafi's son
• — Alliteration: An Alabama auto dealer has to pay $7,500,000 for calling his rival's business Taliban Toyota
• — Kids Are Cunts: The Girl Scouts of Colorado didn't allow a transgendered girl to join, but they relented
• — Disorder: Jay and Chemda disagree on the subject of transgenderism
• — Better Days: KATG saved a British listener's life
• — Mouse Babies: An obese listener explains how fat people fuck and Jay isn't fat enough to be a spectacle
• — Academia: Listeners who write papers about KATG always get A's