Show Notes

• — Five Stars Us: KATG needs you to rate/write/rite? the show on iTunes
• — Greek: Jason Kanter and Keith were both at Dan Allen's bachelor party, but neither was invited to the wedding
• — Mrs. Doubtfire: Jason, age 35, is dating a 21-year-old
• — No Contest: Jason got a DUI in Ohio, and he chose 3 days in jail over taking a class
• — Myq Kaplan: Jason doesn't know any happy comics, possibly because they get desensitized to laughter and enjoyment of life
• — This Country Sucks: A study determined that Fox News watchers are less informed than people who watch no news
• — Not Even Cousins: The Gibb brothers of the Bee Gees have been dropping like flies, with one of them having died of fart failure
• — This Is Battery Acid: A 17-year-old high school student fainted during an asthma attack because the proper paperwork hadn't been filed to allow him medication
• — Build-A-Baby: Brazilian doctors accidentally tore the head off a baby as they attempted to deliver it
• — Unsightly Brown: An Indian feminine hygiene product lightens the skin around the vagina
• — Ten Pieces Of Chicken: Britney Spears has a down-home country style rider for her shows
• — Get In On This: Jason and his comic friend Jon Fisch once fucked a fat girl together