Show Notes

• — He's Gay: Keith recorded a new My Name Is Keith featuring Keith McNally
• — Whatever: Alan Starzinski is an improv coach, but his skills don't measure up to Keith's
• — 100,000 Condoms: The Olympic divers with silly faces were photoshopped onto toilets
• — LGBT Fellowship: Yesterday was Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day in case you weren't feeling homophobic enough
• — Too Many Freedoms: Neo-Nazis and conservative blacks found common ground over their hatred of gay people and their mutual love of chicken
• — Spyware: The Pentagon's missile defense agency warned its employees and contractors to stop looking at porn on government computers
• — Splinter: Brennan Lee Mulligan lives in downtown NYC's rat-infested Ryders Alley
• — Bird Rights: A 737 got a hole in its nose after running into a hawk
• — Give Me The Money: Academy Award winner Cuba Gooding, Jr. pushed a female bartender in New Orleans twice
• — Check This Out: Alan played a guy who was choked and stabbed on Forensic Files and met a friend of the victim
• — Chinatown: An Army sergeant was found guilty of racial hazing that led to the suicide of his subordinate