Show Notes

• — He’s Still The Same: Kevin Barnett, a very positive person, is in studio
• — Baby Steps: Kevin’s mother is starting to come to terms with her son’s success in a field she doesn’t approve of, but Kevin still won’t accept her Facebook friend request
• — 2 PlayStations: Kevin discusses his relationship with his girlfriend (who lives a block away)
• — Up Yours: 78% of KATG’s audience, including Keith ‘Miles Davis’ Malley (but not Kevin or Chemda), has inserted something in their own ass
• — Honorary White Man: Ben Carson thinks he will be the first black president because he considers Obama to be white
• — Weekend Dad: Bill O’Reilly, whose daughter claims he witnessed seeing him drag her mother down the stairs by her neck, has lost custody of his children
• — Kids These Days: An 18-year-old is facing felony fraud charges after posing as a senator and giving a talk at a high school. Another 18-year-old was charged with impersonating a doctor multiple times.
• — Sorry Russell Crowe: The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has declared hoverboards unsafe after receiving reports of 52 hoverboard fires from Dec. 1 to Feb. 17
• — The War On Drugs: According to an NYU study, 40% of people who thought they were taking pure MDMA were actually taking a cocktail of 'bath salts'
• — Swedish Meatbrain: A 16-year-old Swedish girl joined ISIS only to discover it wasn’t quite her tempo
• — The Second Biggest Subway Scandal: After being sued, Subway has until May 30 to make their Footlong sandwiches an actual foot long
• — God’s Will: The Pope says people at risk of contracting the baby head-shrinking Zika virus can use contraceptives if they must
• — He’s In A Real Pickle: A German man is facing up to 5 years in prison after his mistress choked to death on a mushy cucumber while he left her unattended. Keith and Kevin are convinced he killed her on purpose, while Chemda thinks he’s just an innocent kinky person.