Show Notes

• — Hippie: Patrick Carlin, who isn't dead, is in studio
• — Juvie: Patrick's bad boy streak started when he was a toddler and continued through school, the Air Force, and up to this day
• — Sibling Pride: Patrick and his younger brother George were close together growing up after escaping with their mother from an alcoholic, abusive father
• — Dry Carlin: Patrick blew a .24 after being pulled over for drunk driving, which led him to stop drinking
• — WWW: Patrick doesn't know if he's on The Internet, but he has a website and adds people on Facebook
• — Holy Matrimony: Patrick and his wife of 56 years got married on Holy Saturday after scaring the priest with tales of living in sin
• — Necrophilia: Patrick is 81-years-old but still has sex, because what is he gonna do, not have sex?
• — Content: Patrick isn't envious of his brother's success