Show Notes

• — So Culturally Aware: Catie Lazarus, who cares about how people pronounce Chemda’s name, is in studio
• — The Best Dumps In Town: Keith’s friend Cathy Mitchell is not the same Cathy Mitchell that wrote a series of books about dump meals
• — 100% Jewish: Keith explains the story of the Biblical Lazarus
• — Du Bye: A woman in Dubai drowned after her father stopped lifeguards from saving her because he didn’t want her purity to be compromised by strange men touching her
• — National Middle Child Day: Chemda and Catie both have an older and younger brother
• — Money, Pizza, Respect: After being called out for joke-stealing, Josh ‘The Fat Jew’ Ostrovsky has been dropped by Seamless and Comedy Central. His book deal, however, still stands. Josh considers himself a performance artist who didn’t realize he was plagiarizing when he cropped the source out of the jokes he reposted.
• — Borderline Immoral: The head of Jared Fogle’s nonprofit charity/child porn ring, who was also into beastiality, tried to kill himself in jail.
• — Sure Locked Holmes: Batman shooter James Holmes has received 12 life sentences, one for each person he killed, plus an additional 3,318 years in prison
• — Making Headlines: A disgruntled ex-employee of a news station murdered 2 of his former colleagues live on the air before releasing point-of-view footage of the shooting. He then killed himself.
• — Stab Party: A 16-year-old who strangled his mother, stabbed her over 100 times with a butcher knife, and then threw a party in the same house will be in jail for 28 years. The gang discusses rehabilitation.
• — Vehicular Man’s Laughter: Catie went to a comedy driving school to remove points from her license and wasn't allowed to graduate unless she laughed at her instructor’s terrible jokes