Show Notes

• — Tellin’ It Like It Is: Maria Heinegg, who used to be sober but is over it now, is in studio
• — Dry Drunk: The town of Tiny Whiteclay is becoming a dry county because of high alcoholism rates at the local Indian reservation
• — Wine Is An Investment: Johnny Depp is suing his money management company for negligence, while the management team finds his insane spending and accusations laughable
• — The Worst Thing: Maria hosts a podcast called The Worst Thing where she talks to comedians about the worst thing that has happened to them. Maria talks about her dead brother.
• — Mispronounced: Why do countries change the spelling and pronunciation of other countries?
• — 100% Blood Loss: Maria suffers from endometriosis and had to get her vagina surgically patched up
• — The Funniest Person Alive: Nelson Webb Lentz, a frisky 71-year-old, was caught on camera leaving dildos in the religious section of a bookstore
• — Snoozin’ For A Bruisin’: Jasmin Thomas, a Cleveland police dispatcher, was caught sleeping on the job and dozed off during at least 2 emergency calls