Show Notes

• — Second Banana: Bastard Keith, whose name is 100% a show-business name, is in studio
• — Citizen Them: Chemda interviewed Bastard Keith's gender fluid wife, Rosebud, for What's My Name
• — Very Sympathetic: A transgender girl was crowned homecoming princess of her high school to the support of most and the anger of few
• — Gay Is The New Straight: One of Orange Is the New Black's head writers left her husband after realizing she was a lesbian from her writing. She also fell in love with one of the show's stars.
• — What A Jerk: 11% of KATG's audience has masturbated at work in the open. Keith remembers that he did, in fact, masturbate at work in the open as well.
• — Nothing Means Anything: Keith recorded an episode of My Name Is Keith with Justy Dodge where Justy believes that Keith is hiding his true self
• — Tuesday Bloody Tuesday: People are upset that the new U2 album automatically showed up in their iTunes accounts. Apple paid U2 $100,000,000.
• — The Voice: Keith reviews No Good Deed and The Drop
• — Steeler Magnolias: Keith made a new friend he saw wearing a Pittsburgh shirt. Keith, Ray DeVito, and Ray's anti-Semitic friend watched the Steelers lose to the Baltimore Ravens.
• — Switch-Hitter: Adrian Peterson was indicted on child abuse charges after he beat his 4-year-old son and returned him to his baby mama still bleeding. Keith's view on physically punishing children contrasts with Chemda's and BK's.
• — Modelslaughter: Oscar Pistorius was convicted of culpable homicide, South Africa's version of manslaughter, in the death of his girlfriend
• — The Fucking Bible: Everyone is excited for Keith's re-telling of The Bible
• — That's So Kanye: Kanye West called out 2 fans for not standing at one of his shows before learning that one had a prosthetic limb and the other was in a wheelchair