Show Notes

• — Freewheelin’: Jackie ‘The Joke Man’ Martling visits the studio for the second time
• — Who Are They Polling?: Jackie is terrified of the prospect of President Donald Trump, who is #1 in the polls
• — I’d Bury Him: Jackie firmly believes that, if given the chance to tell jokes to Paul McCartney, he and Paul would be the best of friends
• — The Crowd Just Ate It Alive: Jackie’s Joke Hunt was surprise-cancelled after 8 years, and Jackie has no idea why. However, he has started a new weekly live show with heavy audience participation that he’s very excited about.
• — Mediation: Jackie just broke up with his girlfriend, but he’s on good terms with his ex-wife Nancy, whom he credits with making his career happen
• — Howard, I’m In The Book: Jackie is still friends with everyone he’s ever been pals with except for Howard Stern
• — Patti Luphone: 6 years after she stopped a performance to yell at audience members taking pictures, Patti Lupone confiscated a theatergoer’s phone while remaining in character. A 19-year-old climbed on stage before another Broadway show started and plugged his phone into a prop power outlet. Even Madonna enjoys being on her phone during plays.
• — It’s Very Subtle: Jackie shares the story of his infamous middle finger class photo
• — Nothing Compares 2 U: Sinead O’Connor was not pleased to see Kim Kardashian on the cover of Rolling Stone
• — Come On, Pretty Pretty: The star of the viral 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman catcalling video is suing the director of the video, the production company, YouTube, and Google for $500,000 because she believes she deserves more money for her work
• — Of Course Bill Cosby Is Guilty!: Joseph Phillips, best known as Denise Huxtable’s husband on The Cosby Show, has accepted that Bill Cosby is a rapist
• — His No Good-Ass Friends: A group of armed, masked men broke into Chris Brown’s house while he was gone and locked his aunt in a closet. Chris’ mother believes it was an inside job.
• — Stay Away From Sequels: In Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird follow-up, once-progressive southern lawyer Atticus Finch is revealed to be a racist. Keith was dismayed to discover that Forrest Gump is also racist in his sequel.
• — Internment Camps: Donald Trump unwittingly tweeted a picture of his face superimposed against a stock image of money and Nazi soldiers before blaming it on an intern
• — We Wheely Want You: Jackie thinks Keith and Chemda didn’t want him on the show, even though he was booked and confirmed many times