Show Notes

• — They Contain Multitudes: We have Rosebud Baker, who isn’t carrying crystals on her person, and Alzo Slade, who has never owned a crystal, in studio
• — Tears Of Rage: Alzo recounts the times that anger has brought him to tears, and the times that anger has gotten him into brawls
• — Bones So Old: Rosebud’s father likes to do racist impressions of Chinese people when they are together, and he recently saw her perform stand-up for the first time
• — Pigs: Chemda recounts being hit on by cops and successfully flirting her way out of tickets
• — Blank White Paper: The gang discusses Ancestry.com DNA results
• — Scabbed Over: The gang talks life as non-drinkers and interacting with people who are drinking
• — ROASTED!: Rosebud is a very accomplished comedy roaster. The gang discusses the differences between comedian roast battles, celebrity roast battles, and street roast battles
• — XXX-Press: New York’s female bus drivers are being harassed by passengers because of a Museum of Sex ad campaign
• — Loved Him Since He Had Bangs: Rosebud, along with comic Corinne Fisher, hosts the podcast Two Less Lonely Girls, a show that covers their (fake?) obsession with Justin Bieber
• — It’s Tricky: During Alzo's GRITS & BISCUITS concert, old-school rapper Trick Daddy, along with his hype man, were spewing some majorly unwoke banter between songs