Show Notes

• — I Am For Real: Fumi, a not-pretend black person, is in studio
• — One Of Our Most Successful Friends: Fumi works as a financial advisor, which she very much enjoys
• — Guess The Racist: Fumi educates white listeners (and Keith) about black people and how not to treat them
• — Crazy White People: Keith used to make out with the mannequin heads his hairdresser mother brought home from work
• — Slippery When Wet: Chemda accidentally had sex at 17 when her pussy got so lubed up that his penis accidentally just slid on in
• — I Figured: In high school, Chemda had to tell Fumi that her parents blacklisted her from their house because she was black
• — Wax Off: Pat Morita, best known as The Karate Kid's Mr. Miyagi and as the husband of a much younger wife, died
• — Can You Dig It?: Keith will not be celebrating the holidays with his family, because he hates his dad