Show Notes

• — Ear Wax: Set your ear on fire and suck the wax out with a vacuum
• — Your Fans: Everyone can see the Internet, you underage dumb fucks
• — McDonalds Hotline: You never smoked a little pot where McDonalds IS life and death?
• — Never Forget FFC: You used to be a chubby mess and your boyfriend didn't fuck you
• — Fire Jenga: Did the baby come out well done?
• — No Boys, No Toys: I'm a lady keep your fingers to yourself cause I might want a sandwich later
• — The Hypocrite Ninja: Tying up your dick counts as jerking off, David Carradine
• — Is This Real Life?: You die and came back as a fat lawyer and Paula Abdul is a judge
• — Jurassic Pork: Somebody fell down and gravy poured out. It was sour patch kids, actually
• — NYC Prep: I want to watch 8-year-olds and hear their problems. Tyler needs a nap
• — Hit Man 2: This is going to be based on Hit Man 5 the video game
• — Asteroids: Can you picture a movie where the main guy is a triangle and he shoots circles?
• — Bank of Mom and Dad: Your parents give you a financial makeover
• — Alienation: They drink sour milk to get crunked, fascinating!
• — Domestic Violence: Bitch, I'm coming up the stairs even if I have to go sideways
• — Roddy Piper: He's having a tough time, his daughter is dating Marilyn Manson
• — Andre the Giant: He died of being retarded. He had too-tallism
• — The Rash: It's like when a tricycle hangs out with a motorcycle, this will not end well